The Islamic Principality of Sulifa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Mohammed bin Farhan with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.959 billion Sulifans enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The relatively small, outspoken government prioritizes Spirituality, with Welfare, Education, and Defense also on the agenda, while Environment and Law & Order aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sulifa City. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.9%.

The thriving Sulifan economy, worth 719 trillion Suls a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Book Publishing. Average income is 90,462 Suls, with the richest citizens earning 8.3 times as much as the poorest.

All technology must be personally blessed by religious officials before purchase, captains must wait until all rats are safe before jumping ship, kids are arrested at gunpoint for playing with toy rifles, and private businesses are paving paradises to put up parking lots. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Sulifa's national animal is the lynx, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Islam.

Sulifa is ranked 137,994^th in the world and 109^th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.01 law-abiding acts per hour.