The People's Democratic Republic of Submissive Liberators is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Leader Joseph D Lowlan with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, complete lack of prisons, and lack of airports. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 9.978 billion Submissive Liberatorians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Administration, and Spirituality. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Novis Initiis. The average income tax rate is 51.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but underdeveloped Submissive Liberatorsian economy, worth 365 trillion New Kybers a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Soda Sales, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 36,671 New Kybers, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Would-be mescaline users often describe a crawling sensation on their skin, blasphemers and government critics often die in very unusual and unlikely accidents, the people consider response to rudeness to be an acceptable casus belli, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Submissive Liberators's national animal is the Tiger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Christianity.

Submissive Liberators is ranked 62,255^th in the world and 2^nd in United Christian Empires of the East for Most Cultured, scoring 69 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.