The Fisherman's Haven of Strogamehouf is a mammoth, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The Irradiated Fish Man with an even hand, and remarkable for its strictly enforced bedtime, disturbing lack of elderly people, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 5.589 billion Strogamehoufians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed, including voting. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Industry, although Environment is also considered important, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Strogia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 75.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Strogamehoufian economy, worth a remarkable 1,677 trillion Fishbones a year, is mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Trout Farming, Gambling, Basket Weaving, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an amazing 300,169 Fishbones, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,255,084 per year while the poor average 46,792, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Underground railroads have become more literal and physical these days, foreign invaders are putting Strogamehoufian lab rats out of a job, the richest individuals apparently buy nothing but noodles and toilet paper, and commercial jingles are the nation's greatest export. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Strogamehouf's national animal is the Trout, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Fishing.

Strogamehouf is ranked 79,526^th in the world and 1^st in The Guild of Generations for Highest Drug Use, scoring 213.86 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.