The Business of Stinky rat-eating thief is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by J Andrew Murray with an iron fist, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.22 billion stink weasels are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of a place with endangered birds. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.7%.

The all-consuming a stink weasel economy, worth 206 trillion stolen wallets a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Soda Sales. Average income is 93,145 stolen wallets, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 788,786 per year while the poor average 2,008, a ratio of 392 to 1.

The Great a stink weasel Tar Cloud can be seen from space, six-year-old children playing dress-up are viewed with suspicion, students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, and terrified tympanists are finding themselves on the front lines armed only with kettledrums. Crime is a serious problem, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Stinky rat-eating thief's national animal is the ferret, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is fambiz.

Stinky rat-eating thief is ranked 159,086^th in the world and 32^nd in Lone Wolves United for Largest Trout Fishing Sector, scoring 1,290.91 on the Nemo Depletion Efficiency Index.