Population | 13.278 billion |
Capital | Kingston |
Leader | James McNaughton |
Currency | St George Pound Sterling |
Animal | Arctic Aardvark |
The Colony of St George Territory is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by James McNaughton with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, free-roaming dinosaurs, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate population of 13.278 billion St Georgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kingston. The average income tax rate is 71.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The very strong St George Territoryian economy, worth a remarkable 1,004 trillion St George Pound Sterlings a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 75,671 St George Pound Sterlings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Groups of government workers are declared protected tribes if they venture too deep into the Capitol, court cases mostly involve lawyers shouting questions at witnesses giving silent shrugs, male cubicle workers stand up every time a woman enters the room, and businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. St George Territory's national animal is the Arctic Aardvark, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
St George Territory is ranked 16,780th in the world and 3rd in Cobalt Network for Most Cultured, scoring 97 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
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Most Recent Government Activity:
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Safest.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Longest Average Lifespans.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Zombified and Most Dead.
- : St George Territory's influence in Cobalt Network rose from "Enforcer" to "Eminence Grise".
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Tax Rates.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
- : St George Territory was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Cultured.