The Feline's Democratic Republic of Soviet Kittystan is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Avakael with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, pith helmet sales, and compulsory military service. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 34.364 billion Kittystanians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Catliningrad. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.5%.

The strong Kittystanian economy, worth a remarkable 2,704 trillion Claws a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Automobile Manufacturing, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 78,702 Claws, with the richest citizens earning 6.9 times as much as the poorest.

Crocodile roadkill is smeared across the asphalt of the new Formula One track, the working classes live and die on the fields of the farming communes, only the brainiest citizens become academics, and neighbourhood gossips whip up controversy about those receiving adult merchandise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soviet Kittystan's national animal is the Cat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Proper Wolfist Thought.

Soviet Kittystan is ranked 263,764^th in the world and 63^rd in Lone Wolves United for Highest Drug Use, scoring 44.62 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.