The Kingdom of South-England is a very large, safe nation, renowned for its frequent executions, compulsory military service, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 251 million South-Englandians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The tiny, pro-business government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Education, and Law & Order are also considered important, while International Aid and Social Policy aren't funded at all. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 7.6%.

The thriving South-Englandian economy, worth 18.0 trillion pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Tourism. Average income is 71,692 pounds, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 272,706 per year while the poor average 13,063, a ratio of 20.9 to 1.

The wheel has been patented by at least a hundred people, 9 out of 10 consumers think that vitamins can cure cancer, hiding wrinkles with make-up is illegal, and student exchange programs are in trouble as everyone wants to leave but no-one wants to come. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. South-England's national animal is the lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

South-England is ranked 139,168^th in the world and 1^st in Kingdom of Catholic Allies for Safest, scoring 67.11 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.