The Godless Citadel of Soloviev is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Liana Soloviev with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, avant-garde cinema, and parental licensing program. The cynical, devout population of 18.459 billion Solovievs are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Administration, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sprodaravo. The average income tax rate is 79.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Solovievian economy, worth a remarkable 2,645 trillion Kopeks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,304 Kopeks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Cat memes without alt text are now illegal, the nation's new flagship trading company deals exclusively in things no one wants, kids' party bags often contain candy and e-cigarettes, and former polygamists always seem to have a huge number of visiting cousins. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Soloviev's national animal is the Kopek, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Soloviev is ranked 28,748^th in the world and 1^st in The Blood Cave for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 4,618.42 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.