The Republic of Socruell is a titanic, efficient nation, ruled by Prime Minister Randolph Manning with an even hand, and renowned for its complete lack of prisons, rampant corporate plagiarism, and anti-smoking policies. The compassionate, cheerful population of 11.758 billion Socruellians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Reaburg. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Socruellian economy, worth a remarkable 1,748 trillion Crowns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is extremely specialized, is mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism. Average income is an impressive 148,712 Crowns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Resident physicians are said to have a silver scalpel in their hands, people have become comfortably numb, the government forces Socruellians to eat their vegetables, and friendly revolutionaries are the nation's greatest export. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Socruell's national animal is the Lobander, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Socruell is ranked 55,122^nd in the world and 126^th in the Plains of Perdition for Most Extensive Civil Rights, with 75.44 Martin Luther King, Jr. Units.