Socialist Republic of Cantonia
Population | 2.637 billion |
Capital | Saint Louis |
Leader | Lucía Jones |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | Red chak-chak |
The Phenomenal of Socialist Republic of Cantonia is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Lucía Jones with an even hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, compulsory military service, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, hard-working population of 2.637 billion Republic of Cantonians are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Louis. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.8%.
The frighteningly efficient Republic of Cantonian economy, worth 254 trillion Euros a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Trout Farming, and Retail. Average income is 96,572 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 314,134 per year while the poor average 22,368, a ratio of 14.0 to 1.
Telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm, SROC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age, bars are packed at all hours, and government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Socialist Republic of Cantonia's national animal is the Red chak-chak, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.
Socialist Republic of Cantonia is ranked 52,478th in the world and 3rd in North Alliance for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia's influence in North Alliance rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia's influence in North Alliance rose from "Sprat" to "Shoeshiner".
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia's influence in North Alliance rose from "Zero" to "Sprat".
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Cantonia, government officials go door-to-door educating about the dangers of pseudoscience.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Cantonia, bars are packed at all hours.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Cantonia, SROC-SPAN viewership drops as MPs act their age.
- : Following new legislation in Socialist Republic of Cantonia, telling someone to 'break a leg' is considered a criminal inducement to self harm.
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia relocated from NATO to North Alliance.
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia's influence in NATO rose from "Page" to "Squire".
- : Socialist Republic of Cantonia's influence in NATO rose from "Shoeshiner" to "Page".