The United Kingdom of Slaydonia is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, renowned for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, devout population of 3.122 billion Slaydonians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tirona. The average income tax rate is 60.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The Slaydonian economy, worth 144 trillion Slaydollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Retail, and Cheese Exports. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 46,194 Slaydollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Giant no-kill traps baited with Bapst Red Ribbon and vintage bicycles have been popping up in back alleys nationwide, the Slaydonian Intelligence Agency has put 'Project Quantum Refrigerator' on hold indefinitely, oddly patriotic flash mobs spontaneously sing the national anthem, and the government prefers to kill off its enemies by peaceful means. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Slaydonia's national animal is the Dolphin, which frolics freely in the nation's sparkling oceans.

Slaydonia is ranked 202,491^st in the world and 3^rd in Alliance of Puppet Nations for Highest Average Incomes, with 46,194.86 Standard Monetary Units.