The Queendom of Signora is a mammoth, safe nation, notable for its compulsory military service. The hard-working, cynical, devout population of 8.921 billion Signorans are proud of their wide-ranging civil freedoms, and those who aren't tend to be dragged off the streets by men in dark suits and hustled into cars with tinted windows.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Spirituality, with Education, Law & Order, and Welfare also on the agenda, while Industry and Environment aren't funded at all. The average income tax rate is 21.8%.

The Signoran economy, worth 405 trillion moras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Pizza Delivery industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 45,403 moras, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.0 times as much as the poorest.

Citizens select which government department gets their income tax moras each year, a major religion has been named as Signora's national religion, Leader has just been declared ruler of Signora in an international press conference, and Signora has designated Signora City as its capital city. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Signora's national animal is the wolf, which can occasionally be seen sifting through garbage in the nation's cities.

Signora is ranked 76,003^rd in the world and 3,665^th in Ambition for Highest Drug Use, scoring 224.59 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.