
| Population | 17.551 billion |
| Capital | Zum City |
| Leader | Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi |
| Currency | Zeon credit |
| Animal | eagle |
The Independent Space Colony of Side 3 is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Supreme Commander Gihren Zabi with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, pith helmet sales, and otherworldly petting zoo. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 17.551 billion Zeons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is effectively ruled by the Department of Defense, with Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Welfare are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Zum City. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Zeonic economy, worth an astonishing 11,614 trillion Zeon credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, broadly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing and Information Technology. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is a breathtaking 661,751 Zeon credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.
Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions, and foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Side 3's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.
Side 3 is ranked 11,893rd in the world and 2nd in The Local Cluster for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring 5,661.27 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
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Side 3, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security.
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Side 3, it isn't only obsequious grandees who produce a lot of manure at state occasions.
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Side 3, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
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Side 3, Dogman-branded weapons are all the rage in the militaristic comic-book community.
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Side 3, bombs make good ploughs.
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Side 3, colonial subjects have Zeonic culture shoved down their throats.
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Side 3, unwary hikers climbing the bluffs of Mount Zum City make great practice for foreign snipers.
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Side 3, 90% of active duty S3AF personnel have been laid off and replaced by robot kill-drones.
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Side 3, Maxtopians are both starving and giddy after the Zeonic military unleashed its biological weapons.
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Side 3, war criminals are given full state funerals.










































































