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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,738thMost Developed: 2,385th
The Kingdom of
Corrupt Dictatorship
One country, forever one
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Seythennia

Population15.845 billion

CapitalSaint Vincent
LeaderKing Joseph

Currencyseysmark gilden
Animalkiwi

The Kingdom of Seythennia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.845 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 2,891 trillion seysmark gildens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,510 seysmark gildens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King Joseph, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Seythennia to be bombproof, the Seythennian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and King Joseph is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Seythennia is ranked 4,339th in the world and 100th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.87 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,386thLargest Welfare Programs: 1,738thMost Developed: 2,385thMost Influential: 2,588thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,992ndTop
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Highest Average Tax Rates: 3,286thLongest Average Lifespans: 3,442ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,468thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,650thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,775thMost Cultured: 3,985thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,026thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,057thLargest Governments: 4,079thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,206thHealthiest Citizens: 4,230thSmartest Citizens: 4,302ndLowest Crime Rates: 4,339thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,557thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,599thMost Patriotic: 4,799thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,984thHighest Economic Output: 7,612thBest Weather: 7,626thMost Corrupt Governments: 8,169thHighest Food Quality: 8,629thMost Rebellious Youth: 9,849thNicest Citizens: 10,554thMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,058thMost Valuable International Artwork: 12,870thHighest Average Incomes: 13,015thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,802ndMost Secular: 15,343rdTop
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Most Efficient Economies: 16,502ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 18,554thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,679thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,217thMost Income Equality: 19,434thLargest Populations: 24,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 27,443rd
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Largest Welfare Programs: 39th in the regionTop
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Most Developed: 61st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 70th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 78th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 89th in the regionMost Cultured: 91st in the regionLargest Governments: 91st in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 94th in the regionMost Patriotic: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 100th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 101st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 105th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 106th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 106th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 113th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 117th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 134th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 218th in the regionBest Weather: 220th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 223rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 232nd in the regionLargest Populations: 243rd in the regionMost Influential: 245th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 245th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 262nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 290th in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 307th in the regionNicest Citizens: 310th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 313th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 317th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 341st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 349th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 353rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 443rd in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 462nd in the region

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