Population | 15.845 billion |
Capital | Saint Vincent |
Leader | King Joseph |
Currency | seysmark gilden |
Animal | kiwi |
The Kingdom of Seythennia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by King Joseph with an iron fist, and renowned for its rum-swilling pirates, frequent executions, and smutty television. The compassionate, cynical population of 15.845 billion Seythennians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The enormous, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Saint Vincent. The average income tax rate is 97.7%.
The frighteningly efficient Seythennian economy, worth a remarkable 2,891 trillion seysmark gildens a year, is quite specialized and mostly made up of the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 182,510 seysmark gildens, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visiting dignitaries often end up cuddling in the hot tub with King Joseph, new safety regulations require all cars manufactured in Seythennia to be bombproof, the Seythennian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...", and King Joseph is quite hard to get a hold of. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Seythennia's national animal is the kiwi, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Seythennia is ranked 4,339th in the world and 100th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 119.87 law-abiding acts per hour.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Constitutional Empire of Stelmund.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Federal Republic of Anglimerica.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Free Land of Genoxelande.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Confederation of Canamerico and Greenland.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Kingdom of Geneek.
- : Seythennia was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Community of Anarco Argentina.
- : Seythennia endorsed The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations.
- : Seythennia was endorsed by The Serious Yet Funny Government of United Allied Systems Nations.
- : Seythennia endorsed The Grand Duchy of Nyitrai.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 119 » Ever Testing, Beblahbleblo, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Land Without Shrimp, Aidenfieeld, PenguinPies, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Bawkie, Bleakfoot, Arscanesia, Tepertopia, Ebonhand, Wehraboos, Amerion, Tsunamy, Farengeto, Kringalia, Great Lothian, Froshar, Nowa Europa, Abarri, Jehenna, Rebel-topia, ARIAPOLIS01, Curlyhoward, The Haughtherlands, Altnavia, Saciu, The Worst army of, New Bulacan, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Marnrio, Valles Stellarum, Sporaltryus, West Pastafaria, Galactya, Khnomania, Doundaly, Bonobiana, North Pernambuco, Ostavaria, Pepoland, Kazhinskia, The Free Falklands, Dhemixia, Alvira, Venezia Pacifica, and 69 others.Estival, Hacrela, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Cerespasia, Empire of Pekoland, America Gone Wrong, Greater Lamero, Tanyaland, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Asarana, Morian, Kaoia, Proculus, Belschaft, Blipp, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Hazahmkong, Emagination, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Auviantan Outh Islands, Purestan, Yusan, Koros, Zeta Del Norte, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Petea, Volaworand, Detroxia, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Eastern Doncaster, Springwalla, Las Filipina, The Weirdo, Aodhan, Lemenga, HawkoFon, Upper Ryu Lorty, Lupusterra, Xanistan, Lans Isles, New Maxta, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Nakayo, BEEstreetz, Pepperton, Elritch, Philippinessss, Eastern Juble Lux, Repreteop, Nyitrai, United Allied Systems Nations, Anarco Argentina, Geneek, Canamerico and Greenland, Genoxelande, Anglimerica, and Stelmund.