Population | 25.283 billion |
Capital | BosWash |
Leader | Chasten |
Faith | Moloch |
Currency | PG13 energy credit |
Animal | humpback whale |
The Cyborg Bathhouse of Senkaku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chasten with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.283 billion residents are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.
The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BosWash. The income tax rate is 100%.
The frighteningly efficient Senkakuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,624 trillion PG13 energy credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,010 PG13 energy credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Senkakuan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senkaku's national animal is the humpback whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moloch.
Senkaku is ranked 6,711th in the world and 3rd in Kylaris for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, Senkakuan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the nation's iron imports are booming.
- : Senkaku was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
- : Senkaku changed its national leader to "Chasten" and its motto to "Asymptomatic".
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
- : Following new legislation in Senkaku, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
- : Senkaku changed its national animal to "humpback whale", its capital to "BosWash", its demonym to "resident", its leader to "Jake Sullivan", and its motto to "Veni, vidi, veni".