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Lowest Crime Rates: 614thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,247th
The Cyborg Bathhouse of
Corrupt Dictatorship
Asymptomatic
Influence
Negotiator
Region
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Senkaku

Population25.283 billion

CapitalBosWash
LeaderChasten
FaithMoloch

CurrencyPG13 energy credit
Animalhumpback whale

The Cyborg Bathhouse of Senkaku is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Chasten with an iron fist, and remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, disturbing lack of elderly people, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 25.283 billion residents are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of BosWash. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Senkakuan economy, worth a remarkable 6,624 trillion PG13 energy credits a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 262,010 PG13 energy credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air, Senkakuan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII', and political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Senkaku's national animal is the humpback whale, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Moloch.

Senkaku is ranked 6,711th in the world and 3rd in Kylaris for Most Cultured, scoring 143 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Lowest Crime Rates: 614thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,070thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,247thLargest Governments: 1,251stMost Advanced Public Transport: 1,269thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,277thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 1,360thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,434thHighest Economic Output: 1,987thMost Secular: 2,153rdMost Corrupt Governments: 2,294thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 2,419thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,569thMost Scientifically Advanced: 2,867thTop
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Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,213thSmartest Citizens: 3,727thHealthiest Citizens: 3,737thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,016thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,055thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,209thBest Weather: 4,225thMost Efficient Economies: 4,457thHighest Average Incomes: 4,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 5,319thHighest Food Quality: 5,343rdMost Inclusive: 6,186thMost Cultured: 6,711thMost Subsidized Industry: 7,213thLargest Populations: 7,653rdMost Income Equality: 9,818thMost Stationary: 10,203rdLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,568thMost Influential: 11,159thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 13,213thSafest: 13,361stMost Developed: 14,647thMost Patriotic: 14,969thTop
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Most Authoritarian: 16,392ndMost World Assembly Endorsements: 17,169thLargest Agricultural Sector: 20,133rd
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Most Income Equality: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionMost Secular: 1st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Governments: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 2nd in the regionMost Extreme: 2nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 2nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 2nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Patriotic: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Populations: 3rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 3rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3rd in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 3rd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 3rd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Cultured: 3rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 3rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 4th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 4th in the regionBest Weather: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, political loyalty is enforced by way of chemical addiction.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, a proud mining community is considering a rebellion after the Capital officially renamed them 'District XII'.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, Senkakuan Standard Vodka is the only drink that bars stock.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the nation's counterintelligence budget is all up in the air.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, the nation's iron imports are booming.
  • : Senkaku was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Patriotic.
  • : Senkaku changed its national leader to "Chasten" and its motto to "Asymptomatic".
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, citizens have reported seeing strange rays of light emanating from the moon.
  • : Following new legislation in Senkaku, proletariat workers identify less with the hammer and sickle and more with the touchscreen and phone charger.
  • : Senkaku changed its national animal to "humpback whale", its capital to "BosWash", its demonym to "resident", its leader to "Jake Sullivan", and its motto to "Veni, vidi, veni".

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