The United Federated Republics of Sectiyera is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Chief Commander Käpojnenj Sväldron with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 2.083 billion Sectiyerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Käwlojzen. The average income tax rate is 67.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sectiyeran economy, worth 299 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 143,717 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

Carpet bombing has decimated Brasilistan's landscape and population, the nation's air missiles have killed thousands of Brasilistan military personnel, elite teams of assassins have been sent into Brasilistan, and the armed forces have designated 'murder teams' that root out rebels in Brasilistan. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sectiyera's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sectiyera is ranked 296,679^th in the world and 147^th in Albastru for Highest Drug Use, scoring 9.73 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.