The United Federated Republics of Sectiyera is a massive, safe nation, ruled by Chief Commander Käpojnenj Sväldron with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, cynical, devout population of 1.805 billion Sectiyerans are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Käwlojzen. The average income tax rate is 66.4%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sectiyeran economy, worth 255 trillion Pounds a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is frequent. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 141,711 Pounds, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government mails weekly updates on the new anti-junk mail laws to every citizen, foreign leaders' Twitcher accounts are monitored for potential threats to national security, most people attending churches are maintenance workers, and the government strictly regulates whale harvest quotas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sectiyera's national animal is the falcon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Christianity.

Sectiyera is ranked 202,857^th in the world and 86^th in Albastru for Fattest Citizens, with 9.27 Obesity Rate.