The Confederacy of Scandinavian Nations is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Håvard Aaarseth with a fair hand, and notable for its smutty television, digital currency, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 40.109 billion Vikings live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, corrupt, liberal, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Defense, Industry, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Skeldalheim. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Nordic economy, worth an astonishing 15,580 trillion grams of gold a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Retail, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 388,447 grams of gold, with the richest citizens earning 5.7 times as much as the poorest.

Diplomacy is a foreign concept to Vikings, the mouth-frothing Seaman can be confused for a rabid supercar, the new cheese tax is colloquially known as "wheel welfare", and dictators have dubbed Scandinavian Nations the land of lunatics. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Scandinavian Nations's national animal is the supercar, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Paganism.

Scandinavian Nations is ranked 311,237^th in the world and 3^rd in Deep State Nine for Least Corrupt Governments, with 55.86 percentage of bribes refused.