The Kingdom of Savxeuir is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Zioàchino Savxeuir with an iron fist, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 1.589 billion Saveours are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Education, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Savxeuirstätt. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 35.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Saveouri economy, worth 201 trillion Sines a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Woodchip Exports, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 126,825 Sines, with the richest citizens earning 6.1 times as much as the poorest.

Children often explain to their parents that the Mega Ultimate Sword Fist was worth the thousand-Sine charge on their phone bill, only 'organics' are permitted to be citizens, citizens are regularly arrested in queues for 'loitering', and mall countdown clocks warn that there are only 364 more shopping days until Maxxmas. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Savxeuir's national animal is the Anaconda, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Savxeuir is ranked 12,568^th in the world and 1^st in After Midnight for Highest Disposable Incomes, with 82,309.97 Standard Monetary Units.