Population | 6.439 billion |
Capital | Kolkesburg |
Leader | Oljon Slach |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Sare |
Animal | Cascutian Eagle |
The Republic of Sateroc is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Oljon Slach with an iron fist, and remarkable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, frequent executions, and disturbing lack of elderly people. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 6.439 billion Saterocians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The relatively small, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kolkesburg. The average income tax rate is 16.2%.
The strong Saterocian economy, worth 322 trillion Sares a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with significant contributions from Pizza Delivery, Furniture Restoration, and Gambling. Average income is 50,084 Sares, with the richest citizens earning 5.3 times as much as the poorest.
The state has declared war on the environment and environmentalists by association, jails have become colloquially known as 'vampire houses', waste is frequently shipped to other countries, and government reports are now used to teach toddlers to read. Crime is moderate, possibly because it is difficult to make it through a day without breaking one of the country's many regulations. Sateroc's national animal is the Cascutian Eagle, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Sateroc is ranked 102,038th in the world and 127th in Coalition of Crown Albatross for Most Cultured, scoring 66 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Sateroc lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
- : Sateroc published "12/4/24 - SBN News" (Bulletin: News).
- : Sateroc lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
- : Sateroc published "13/4/24 - SBN News" (Bulletin: News).
- : Sateroc lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
- : Sateroc published "5/4/23 - SBN News" (Bulletin: News).
- : Sateroc lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
- : Sateroc published "3/25/24 - SBN News" (Account: Other).
- : Sateroc lodged a message on the Coalition of Crown Albatross Regional Message Board.
- : Sateroc published "2/27/24 - SBN News" (Bulletin: News).