The Empire of Sarejo is a gargantuan, genial nation, ruled by Emperor Aloysius Barcelon III with an iron fist, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, cynical, devout population of 18.649 billion Sarejoans are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Antwerp. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Sarejoan economy, worth a remarkable 2,837 trillion Sarejoan Marks a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 152,156 Sarejoan Marks, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

The government is seen to favor Catholics, punitive tariffs protect local industry, foreigners with shady pasts are fleeing the country, and moonshine has made a resurgence. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarejo's national animal is the Sarejoan Courser, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

Sarejo is ranked 16,181^st in the world and 812^th in Osiris for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 7,958.68 on the Gilded Widget Scale.