The New Republic of Sarcassia is a mammoth, cultured nation, ruled by Florence Calvero with an even hand, and notable for its zero percent divorce rate, ubiquitous missile silos, and prohibition of alcohol. The hard-nosed, devout population of 9.593 billion Sarcassians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The relatively small, moralistic government prioritizes Defense, with Industry, Law & Order, and Education also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Wykbourg. The average income tax rate is 36.4%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Sarcassian economy, worth a remarkable 1,505 trillion Chevels a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 156,989 Chevels, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, soldiers' positions are given away by the glint of their bayonets, public spending advocates dread when the government says they're here to help, and public transit is widely considered to be perpetrating the patriarchy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Sarcassia's national animal is the Cardinal, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Church of Bomber Harris.

Sarcassia is ranked 192,930^th in the world and 4^th in Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance for Least Corrupt Governments, with 92.49 percentage of bribes refused.