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San Pellegrino Romana

Population25.229 billion

CapitalRome
LeaderChancellor Giancarlo Andreotti
Faithpolytheism

CurrencyRoman Lira
Animalmanatee

The Kingdom of San Pellegrino Romana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Chancellor Giancarlo Andreotti with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, daily referendums, and otherworldly petting zoo. The compassionate, hard-working, humorless population of 25.229 billion Romans enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The medium-sized, corrupt, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rome. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Roman economy, worth a remarkable 9,677 trillion Roman Lire a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Information Technology, Book Publishing, Arms Manufacturing, and Tourism. Average income is an amazing 383,580 Roman Lire, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,655,583 per year while the poor average 56,614, a ratio of 29.2 to 1.

Atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections, and old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. San Pellegrino Romana's national animal is the manatee, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is polytheism.

San Pellegrino Romana is ranked 1,771st in the world and 1st in Novus Ordo Seclorum for Most Cultured, scoring 281 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Largest Publishing Industry: 108thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360thLargest Black Market: 414thHealthiest Citizens: 593rdMost Efficient Economies: 611thLargest Information Technology Sector: 633rdMost Subsidized Industry: 717thMost Developed: 795thLongest Average Lifespans: 838thMost Rebellious Youth: 866thHighest Economic Output: 893rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,077thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,171stHighest Average Incomes: 1,253rdMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,508thSmartest Citizens: 1,555thMost Cultured: 1,771stMost Advanced Public Education: 2,023rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2,569thHighest Food Quality: 2,569thLargest Governments: 2,835thMost Corrupt Governments: 2,951stTop
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,204thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 3,480thRudest Citizens: 3,857thLargest Welfare Programs: 4,391stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 4,941stHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,132ndLowest Crime Rates: 5,929thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,356thMost Inclusive: 6,776thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,059thLargest Populations: 7,751stMost Secular: 10,780thMost Patriotic: 11,618thTop
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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 15,737thMost Advanced Public Transport: 19,320thMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,916thLargest Retail Industry: 20,121stMost Compassionate Citizens: 22,501st

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, old dogs don't have to learn new tricks but they have to prove they haven't forgotten old ones.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, businesses are abandoning the city centre because of the lack of transport connections.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, atheistic refugees haven't got a prayer of being granted asylum.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, garbage bags floating down the river are churned up by man-made rapids.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, nose plugs are the latest Roman fashion accessory.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, the navy plans patrols according to how many pubs nearby ports have.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, foreign nations kill migratory animals at random in the hope that San Pellegrino Romana will pay them to stop.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, the population's jaw muscles put sharks to shame.
  • : Following new legislation in San Pellegrino Romana, people seem disproportionately distraught when told a museum has a phones-off policy.

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