The Republican Confederation of Samicana is a titanic, safe nation, ruled by Kírmangín Hárngâk with a fair hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, daily referendums, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 18.556 billion Samicanans hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Sämiikìndâk. The average income tax rate is 98.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Samicanan economy, worth a remarkable 5,318 trillion Kârükhâns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is quite specialized, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 286,645 Kârükhâns, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Underwear of Women in Power" issue of The Sämiikìndâk Times is sold out, body doubles and armed bodyguards escort witnesses to and from courtrooms, a bill to outlaw math homework has been submitted, and psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Kírmangín Hárngâk to meetings with foreign heads of state. Crime is totally unknown. Samicana's national animal is the Penguin, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Samicana is ranked 21,623^rd in the world and 1^st in Girlbossia for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,724.51 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.