The Republic of Salazara is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Arasis Sared with a fair hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working, democratic population of 3.726 billion Salazarans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Welfare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ataphras. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 8.2%.

The very strong Salazaran economy, worth 244 trillion Azdras a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Pizza Delivery, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 65,692 Azdras, with the richest citizens earning 8.4 times as much as the poorest.

Teenagers are told they're not thinking about sex enough, photographers can be found hiding behind the curtains in Arasis Sared's bedroom, creating cardboard imitations of missiles is a new top-secret military project, and the native owl population is in permanent hibernation. Crime, especially youth-related, is relatively low. Salazara's national animal is the Lion, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Salazara is ranked 206,680^th in the world and 9^th in Congress of Nations for Most Patriotic, with 6.12 flags saluted per person per day.