The Serene Empire of Roylaii is a titanic, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Constance I Émilienne with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, devout population of 15.973 billion Roylaiians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Education are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Troyes Paria. The average income tax rate is 96.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Roylaiian economy, worth a remarkable 4,828 trillion Livres a year, is fairly diversified and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 302,303 Livres, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The "Dreadnowt" is the pride and joy of the Roylaiian Navy, psychiatrists bizarrely accompany Constance I Émilienne to meetings with foreign heads of state, the nation's generous tax credits have brought all the film studios to the yard, and military equipment stores have a tendency to go up in flames. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Roylaii's national animal is the Eagle, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Votixve.

Roylaii is ranked 178,711^th in the world and 36^th in Audinesca for Highest Drug Use, scoring 108.95 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.