The Socialist Republic of Rosov is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Pyry Karpela with an even hand, and remarkable for its complete lack of prisons, punitive income tax rates, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate population of 30.219 billion Rosovians enjoy extensive civil rights and enjoy a level of social equality free from the usual accompanying government corruption.

The enormous, corrupt, liberal, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Education, Defense, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rosovgorod. The average income tax rate is 99.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rosovian economy, worth a remarkable 5,832 trillion Scarcity Management Notes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is fairly diversified, is led by the Book Publishing industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an impressive 193,004 Scarcity Management Notes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Ersatz chicken has left the nation's citizens with a bad taste in their mouths, banning party poppers has been a real party pooper, young girls aren't having a ball but they are enjoying themselves, and power to the people comes from the barrel of a gun. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rosov's national animal is the Cat, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rosov is ranked 304,903^rd in the world and 5^th in Ashroxem for Highest Unexpected Death Rate, scoring 17.26 on the Bus Surprisal Index.