The Militarist Fallen Empire of Rosettan Overwatch is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Clauderran Meckhail Resekyajte with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, complete lack of prisons, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.259 billion Rosettans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The large, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Anneime. The average income tax rate is 95.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rosettan economy, worth 679 trillion Teomines a year, is dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 159,475 Teomines, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Teams of painters are converting road signs from horse lengths to kilometers, multiple polls have christened the newly-formed Filibuster Committee as "the least efficient government bureaucracy", fifteen-year-olds cannot walk younger siblings to school without a professional Childcare and Education Certificate, and the internal market is thriving. Crime is totally unknown. Rosettan Overwatch's national animal is the Thaemoid, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Shaniikan Sigil.

Rosettan Overwatch is ranked 3,605^th in the world and 1^st in Commonwealth of Rosetta for Nicest Citizens, with 54.36 average smiles per day.