The Briefly Green Pacifist Tao of Rondebosch is a gargantuan, cultured nation, remarkable for its smutty television, keen interest in outer space, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 45.641 billion Rondeboschians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Welfare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fountain City. The average income tax rate is 90.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The large but stagnant Rondeboschian economy, worth 333 trillion dollars a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Book Publishing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Pizza Delivery. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 7,297 dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Rondebosch's navy has been named the scourge of the seven thousand seas, Rondebosch has designated Fountain City as its capital city, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills, and Leader has just been declared ruler of Rondebosch in an international press conference. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rondebosch's national animal is the panther, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Rondebosch is ranked 34,788^th in the world and 2^nd in South Africa for Lowest Crime Rates, with 80.07 law-abiding acts per hour.