The GAMERZZZ of Robloxian Robloxia is a mammoth, safe nation, ruled by No0blet with an even hand, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working population of 8.986 billion Robloxian Robloxians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bloxburg. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 30.8%.

The strong Robloxian Robloxian economy, worth 468 trillion Robuxes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with major contributions from Door-to-door Insurance Sales, Gambling, and Retail. Average income is 52,091 Robuxes, with the richest citizens earning 7.5 times as much as the poorest.

It's considered a civil right to be allowed to neglect and mistreat your own children, surfers ride tsunamis of record height and toxicity, almost all of the nation's water is piped into the country from abroad for exorbitant prices, and the red star of communism has been replaced by the gold star of the McRonald's badge. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Robloxian Robloxia's national animal is the Noob, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Robloxianism.

Robloxian Robloxia is ranked 129,941^st in the world and 4^th in absolute stupidity for Safest, scoring 71.02 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.