The Democratic State of Retro Caliland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by President David Mathis with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, unlimited-speed roads, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 2.012 billion Calilandians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The relatively small, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government prioritizes Industry, although Administration and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality and Defense receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Avalon. The average income tax rate is 11.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Retro Calilandian economy, worth 225 trillion US Dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Soda Sales industry, with major contributions from Retail, Gambling, and Information Technology. Average income is an impressive 112,318 US Dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.2 times as much as the poorest.

Companies are literally blowing their competition out of the water, the nation is infamous for its mass graves of discarded robots, janitors and interns go on luxury retreats while the desks are cleared by the C-Suite, and in musicals everybody's a little bit racist. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Retro Caliland's national animal is the Bear, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Retro Caliland is ranked 235,081^st in the world and 1^st in I got tired of spam TGs for Largest Insurance Industry, scoring -6.24 on the Risk Expulsion Effectiveness Rating.