The Tsardom of Regmotto is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by PM Hristev Máglav and Tsar Krasimirov I with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, public floggings, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 7.378 billion Regmottoans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubiliav. The average income tax rate is 84.7%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regmottoan economy, worth 941 trillion levavs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 127,647 levavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Politicians tend to jump ship to whichever party is currently leading in the polls, the nation's arms dealers guarantee discretion and untraceable transactions, asthmatics can now suffer the effects of polluting chimneys from further away than ever before, and many are questioning PM Hristev Máglav and Tsar Krasimirov I wearing an Eckie-Ecola baseball cap during a keynote speech. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regmotto's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Eastern Orthodoxy.

Regmotto is ranked 14,119^th in the world and 21^st in Greater Dienstad for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.18 law-abiding acts per hour.