The Republic of Regmotto is a titanic, cultured nation, ruled by Hristo Mágla with an even hand, and renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, public floggings, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, hard-working, devout population of 11.959 billion Regmotis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and look forward to their next free and open election, to be held on an as-yet unannounced date.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ubiliav. The average income tax rate is 84.3%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Regmoti economy, worth a remarkable 1,616 trillion levavs a year, is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,206 levavs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Only the finest boot is served at state dinners, the nation thinks the universe revolves around them, schoolchildren on field trips are asked what torture means to them, and this year's hottest fashion trend is the Lese Majeste collection. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Regmotto's national animal is the eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is State Secularism.

Regmotto is ranked 104,218^th in the world and 65^th in Commonwealth of Sovereign States for Largest Gambling Industry, scoring 1,683.41 on the Kelly Criterion Productivity Index.