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We had a strange guy laying a carpet down yesterday, liked tea, was that Grandad? He looked alot like Che Guevara, drove a diesel van,The only survivor of the National People's Gang .
I asked for an autograph…
The police had warned of repercussions
They followed none too soon
Was this strange fellow on his own ? Grandad does like his female company. He also has difficulty in reading and writing !
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
Oh dear what a to do - the sequin mines are suffering from a severe case of blight so there will be no seuin harvest this year. We have had to send all the workers home and turn all the lights off down the mines.
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
I thought I might get a bit of interest in the region, here goes nothing.
All very quiet yet again, anyone want to come to my place for a lovely curry? Love (love curries me) lisa xx
ill come round but ill be wanting more than just curry
You will get a sloppy Courgette pie straight to your face you cheeky little Monkey. (Love. is that sexual harassment) Lisa.
Granny Grumps the most cheerful citizen in the region? I think someone is taking the pee....
Well there's a thing - we're all happy here in Wetwang on the Wolds. Except for them that worked in the sequin mines, they're not happy cos they are out of work. No benefits here.
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
Hello, it would appear the region might come back to life soon. Guess what is going to happen? Ha ha ha.
Is grandad making an appearance somewhere - I wouldn't put it past him to be sneaking in and out of folk's houses fressed in a red suit. Wherever, whenever, I want him back here to sign all his insurances over, and if he should have a misfortune to meet his maker by falling off a roof, then please let me know and I can claim a bit of money.
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
I think I saw him last year about xmas time, I told him "I don't care who you are, get those reindeer off my roof" could of been Grandad.
been in jail for harassing Lisa
Serves you right, you should never mess with Lisa. Out in time for xmas though.
Courgette pies - and now prison - what are things coming to
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
Lisa wrote to me in jail asking me to go back and harass her a bit more. mixed messages
so who was the nude photo of?
Baaa, you never know Crazy Boy, my guess it could be Granny, sending out a hint hoping Grandad would see it and see what he is missing. Eh?
I can assure you it most certainly was not a picture of me - I don't do photographs, I have no need as I do not need a passport, I can travel freely with my bus pass.
Grandma (there's no one quite like me)
Naw then, who is responsible for this vile filth that popped up on t'interweb - Granny in nuddy is not what I need to see wi'me cornflakes in the morning. I've been happily retired for months now and then this forces me back here.
Now don't go denying it was you "dearest" that mole on your unmentionables is unmistakable and unforgettable to any who has had the misfortune to see it i.e. me. So why? It's not as if the bottom has fallen out of the sequin market although with your love of the bottle it's a distinct possibility that you've taken your eye off the ball so it's not like you need the money. Looks like I'm going to have to hang around till you have sorted yoursen out (again)!
Grandad
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