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Okay, okay--one more.
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Though they were now homeless during this most festive of all seasons, their love burned strong--just like that dried-out Noble Fir with the faulty mini-lights at their former home.

Another tale of holiday horror.
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As he staggered away from the cash bar, the elf came face to face with one man he had hoped to avoid tonight: his sponsor.

And another ...
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So these three wiseguys from the East -- East Hoboken, that is--whacked some random guy, robbed him, stole his car, then headed west, led by a star in the sky. Only the star turned out to be a searchlight on a police helicopter in Bethlehem, Pennsylvania, closing in on them. So they hid out with a street prostitute, who'd recently had a kid, in her Section 8 housing. There they unloaded the evidence: a gold watch, a pine-tree air freshener, and some really nice perfume.

Rusienne

That is an apt description of Hoboken.

Is there still time for more tales of Christmas terror?
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The Grinch then muttered, causing quite a fuss: "All your presents are belong to us!"

And one more.
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Sam and Frodo cheered. They had banished Lord Bleakheart and his orcs back to the Land of No-Joy, and saved Christmas once and for all! They knew at last, it was going to be ... a Merry Middle Earth Christmas!

And another ...
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In years past, he had learned the hard way that chimneys in the breakaway republic of Chechnya were generally quite small. "This year, things would be different," he said as he loaded the barrel of petroleum jelly onto his sleigh.

And the last one ...
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After little Billy had gone to bed after supper but before he was like totally all the way asleep, which never happened anyway because of this next part, he heard the gentle clip-clop of reindeer feet on the roof. Billy trembled with anticipation, knowing Santa was about to discover the box of extra-large condoms and the liter of lube Billy had left up there next to the chimney earlier that evening. Yes, in just a few more minutes, Billy's name would be jumping directly to the top of Santa's "Very Naughty Indeed" list.

Merry Christmas Wysteria from Texas!

Happy holidays Wysteria!

Dang it! The Brocklandia Department of Defense reports that Santa once again managed to avoid being shot down by our space laser defense system. But we'll get him next year for sure! Three words: Reindeer-seeking drones.

Merry Christmas to all my fellow Wysterians and NationStates friends out there!

"computers have been put in control of the economy to keep computers from controlling the economy"

That also moved us from Capitalism to Socialism. We'll see what the long term effects are.

Greetings all! The almight and Divine ruler Orna of the blessed nation Ornath has decided to park his nation in the region, for he has deemed Wysteria "the most perfect region for my people and my land!".

Greetings all! The almight and Divine ruler Orna of the blessed nation Ornath has decided to park his nation in the region, for he has deemed Wysteria "the most perfect region for my people and my land!".

Ornath wrote:Greetings all! The almight and Divine ruler Orna of the blessed nation Ornath has decided to park his nation in the region, for he has deemed Wysteria "the most perfect region for my people and my land!".

welocome

Brazil federation

Hello!

Wishing all a happy new year's celebration! Happy 2019 Wysteria!

Selling Equus card for 2.00

Air jordan i wrote:Selling Equus card for 2.00

I'm just shocked that Equus is only ranked as an "Ultra-Rare" instead of "Legend".

Hi, Berdenvia is a pretty casual nation ,just looking for a friendly yet active and high influence region to stay in.

Berdenvia wrote:Hi, Berdenvia is a pretty casual nation ,just looking for a friendly yet active and high influence region to stay in.

Welcome! Have some cookies.

<Ambassador Willy steps in> Heloooooo? Anyone still here? 24 days since a Message Board comment? Wow.....

Today NASA has officially declared Opportunity's Mars Mission over. The rover lasted a lot longer than had been expected, and we are sad to see the mission come to an end.

Jesum christe

jesus loves you

Berdenvia

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