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God King (Governor): The Wow How Many Words Can I Fit of Old South Exeter

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Wow How Many Words Can I Fit of Old South Exeter

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Most Primitive: 145th Most Ignorant Citizens: 185th Largest Gambling Industry: 590th+9
Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 669th Most Conservative: 900th Most Devout: 1,166th Fattest Citizens: 1,327th Most Avoided: 1,470th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,904th Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2,218th Most Corrupt Governments: 2,323rd Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,679th
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On behalf of our glorious leader Old South Exeter and his merry men, welcome - welcome to the worst region in the world.

He wished for a region with blackjack and hookers, but having realised he could afford neither, he had to make do with just the region.

We accept embassy requests from anyone - with no questions asked.

If you've recieved a request from our Foreign Minister, I invite you to consider our embassy policy before you make a decision.

If you have an interest in our region, I also invite you to review our dispatch library.

Embassies: United States of America, 0000, Connections, The lemon hub, The Sweet Ubiquity, Chicago Outfit, Colorado, Aerospace, Oneid, Fredonia, Ancient Lands, Guinea Kiribati, Kelios, Archai, The Rejected Pacific, Coyphus, and 178 others.Independence Hill, The Embassy, The Dumpfire, Aphmau, Guinea, The Bongos, Chicken overlords, Dog clan, Irises of futma, States of the Ethensian Commonwealth, Frozen Circle, Taperegiona, Saint Vincent and the Grenadines, The Giraffe Federation, The Harditian Superstate, Improper Classifications Private Region, The Betweenworlds, Barbaria, World Republic, NATO 2022, Gardenia Botanicum, LGBT Nations, New United Kingdom, Union Mundial, Florida, Cataclyst Order, Puppetstan, The United Rebel States Of The Pacific, Calebs Haven, Shadow Realms, Changuu, The Periodic Table of Elements, Mad Land of the Mad Madmen, Sophia, Scandinavia, Liberalist Nations i Think, belgium, PotatoFarmers, Tank Encyclopedia, Lardyland, Paraguay, Latinoamerica Libre, E Region, The Empires And Republics Of Power, World of Beetles, Sazbhaulizlhia, Procrastination, ArilCards Inc, Stormland, Right to Life, The Great Universe, Greater Middle East, An Alternate World, Arizona, Yet Another Region, Kommuland, BCN, Krusha puppet region, AppleJuice, New Bilderberg Group, Hurricane 12, Global Hub of Communication, Emirates of Futurnia, Khan7 B88, True Waskaria, EmbassyRegi0nia, Codex Philippinensis, Assembly of the Former Third PCWZ Empire, The Dour Isthmus, The Sunny and Optimistic Organization, Lady Rose, Quesenian Continent, Camerania, More Peace Less War, MineKhan Origin Nations, Iiarik, The Collection of Metaverses, Cape of No Hope, Raxulan Empire, Novus Ineptias, The Brotherhood of Malice, The United Republic, The Bottomless Pit, Weapons Dealership, Novo Brasil, Brazzaville, The Central Pacific, Union of Nova Universo, Conservative Democracies, Australia, Nerdlandia, The Illuminati, Tasmania, Nintendo, Ecuador, The Apolean Frontiers, The Realm Of Rewan, United Landon Confederation, The Confederation, Dog Lake, Gypsy Lands, Hell, Rise Of Nations Wiki Alliance, The South East Alliance, Fifth Empire, DogeLand, Freehold of the Wolves, Yerevan, Mitteleuropa, Chess Players, Guardians Of GaHoole, Old Zealand, The Clevist Internationale, Ice Shards, DJIDJJEREDHHDUJHEUIJUUIEUDIUEDYEUYHYE, Egg Basket, Krillin, My Cool Rocks, Shadowville, Freshness, Bully Pulpit, Holy John Three, Golden Eco Friendly, Temporary Home, United Kingdom of UK, The Plane of Euthymia, The SOP, Ukrainian Armed Forces, DuckTales, Great Chuliu Empire, Durrnil, United Earth Space Probe Agency, Imperial Pact, The Prison Cell, Regionless, The DankLeft Commune, Ozzy, The Savage Garden, Newer Zealand Alternatives, Federal Republic of Korea, Bellatoria, SURAZAZA BARU, Planet Freedom, Kingdom of Ramility, The Embassy of Embassies, The Alliance Of, The United Islands of the Atlantic, San Patrick, Greater Temecula, The Asian Invasion, The Embassy 3, West Germany, La farming, The Dell Planet, Virginia Beach, aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaauaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa, GOOD BOIs, Zrjsnxu Empire, The Brotherhood of the Bois, The Archipelago States, Greater Eastern Europe, Warsaw 2023, Computatrum Terram, One Collective Brain Cell, Zuid Afrika, Xianggang, Carrot Patch Pete, The Ondoles Empire, The Koprulu Sector, Warzone Africa, Turkic Union, Kyorgia puppet storage, Union of India, The Gay Agenda, Orifnan International, The cult of Broccoli, Icehold, and Travelling Wilburys.

Tags: Anarchist, Anime, Anti-Capitalist, Anti-Communist, Anti-Fascist, Anti-General Assembly, Anti-Security Council, Anti-World Assembly, Capitalist, Casual, Colony, Communist, and 70 others.Conservative, Cyberpunk, Defender, Democratic, Eco-Friendly, Egalitarian, Embassy Collector, F7er, FT: FTL, FT: FTLi, FT: STL, Fandom, Fantasy Tech, Fascist, Feminist, Free Trade, Future Tech, Game Player, General Assembly, Generalite, Human-Only, Imperialist, Independent, Industrial, International Federalist, Invader, Isolationist, Issues Player, Jump Point, LGBT, Liberal, Libertarian, Magical, Map, Mercenary, Minuscule, Modern Tech, Monarchist, Multi-Species, National Sovereigntist, Neutral, Non-English, Offsite Chat, Offsite Forums, Outer Space, P2TM, Pacifist, Parody, Past Tech, Patriarchal, Post Apocalyptic, Post-Modern Tech, Puppet Storage, Regional Government, Religious, Role Player, Security Council, Serious, Silly, Snarky, Social, Socialist, Sports, Steampunk, Surreal, Theocratic, Totalitarian, Trading Cards, Video Game, and World Assembly.

Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R contains 4 nations.

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World Census researchers spent many arduous weeks lying on beaches and trekking through rainforests to compile a definitive list of the most attractive and best cared for environments.

As a region, Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R is ranked 25,527th in the world for Most Beautiful Environments.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Rogue Nation of Captain Redbeard RumCorporate Police State“Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr me hearties Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr”
2.The Rogue Nation of Old South Something SomethingCorporate Police State“I'm mr Something, from... some place far away.”
3.The Rogue Nation of KaibalandIron Fist Consumerists“As President of Kaibacorp, I declare this invalid!”
4.The Wow How Many Words Can I Fit of Old South ExeterCorporate Police State“Don't Trust My Evil Twin”

Regional Happenings


Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R Regional Message Board

Sorry we had to close embassies because I had a bad dream about this region

Russchratt wrote:Sorry we had to close embassies because I had a bad dream about this region

That sounds quite bizarre but i don't mind

The Prison wrote:page=deck/collection=58938

what do you guys think about this collection?

Excelent Anime is forbbidden in Great Mongolia Long Live Communism, to the cell where You belong!

Peoples of Waskar wrote:That sounds quite bizarre but i don't mind
Excelent Anime is forbbidden in Great Mongolia Long Live Communism, to the cell where You belong!

Just to politely advise, OSE had a dream about him as well - an even worse dream. So the bad feelings are mutual.

The Rat God Needs To Lay Off The Cheese

Russchratt wrote:Sorry I had a dream that for some reason involved your region and it was not fun and im not taking chances

Russchratt has apparently had a bad dream about our region, which caused him to withdraw our embassy with The Schrattallion.

Our resident medical authority, Dr E. X. Eter of the Bangalore Medical College, has reviewed this case and in his expert opinion, this dream was the result of a dairy product he ate before going to sleep.

That's right - the "Lord of the Rat God" has been at the cheese - and he had bad dream because of it.

He doesn't have any powers of divination - I doubt he could predict Christmas if you gave him a calendar.

Nevertheless, we are relieved at the closure of our embassy.

For you see, our God King, Old South Exeter also had a bad dream last night, which I shall share with you...

Old South Exeter wrote:I had a dream last night.
I was on NationStates.
I was in The Schrattallion.
The leader was a rodent lord who spoke only in backwards sentences.
It was like Twin Peaks without the cinematic value.
He had made the banner red, blue and yellow - like a child's furniture.
All the text was in yellow, so I couldn't read anything even if I wanted to.
I passed through all the great cities of the region.
At the restaurant in Bungerbarnia, I found a rotting dead rat in my dinner - and the waitress had the cheek to say "don't shout, or the rest will be wanting one too."
The guidebook said Bollocksburg was nice and cosy, but the hotels were like prisons - including bars on the windows and guards flashing lights into my eyes at night.
In Factoriville I was shocked to discover an industrial Meth Lab under a factory with a 50 meter flashing neon green sign saying "GET YOUR METH HERE" on it.
Land of Lost Souls was lovely, but only if your reference is the the seven circles of Hell.
I trudged this region for I know not how long.
I could not escape.
I saw myself, stuck here, for the rest of my life.
The days going on and on, forever.
Russchratt going on and on, forever.
I felt a terror I'd never felt in my life.
Like, if I were to be wicked all my life, The Schrattallion would be where I would be sent.
I awoke screaming, in a cold sweat.
It was a beautiful, Spring morning, with the sun shining, birds singing and the aroma of mown grass.
Despite this tranquility, I still felt deeply shaken.
I resolved immediately to close our embassy and have nothing more to do with The Schrattallion and their ilk.
But by the time I go there, Russchratt had beaten me to it.
So, I added him to my list and went for dinner.

We at Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R shall be taking our security seriously in future.

All cheese is banned from our region, and we're leaving out rat poison and traps to capture a certain Rat God...

Sweet dreams...

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If you hate anime, I'd say you're a friend for life.

haha no yellow lumps or orange drinks anymore!

We have published a poll on True Waskaria
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The next NS Mega fun poll is here!!!


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I canít read

Pinevilla-Evanereich wrote:I canít read


i would like to thank you for letting me stay here.


I take region suggestions!

First region on this account: UN United Nations.
A very simple region with a semi-democratic ruling. While the people still vote, the founder is still in complete control and has unpinned updated versions of his bulletins. Was really inactive for a bit while I was in this region, but still, not much happened.

Time: Around 3 months

Second region: EmbassyRegi0nia.
A very chill region dedicated to collecting embassies. Not much happened in my 2-day stay.

Time: 2 days

Third region: Jewish Autonomous Oblast.
Not much really happened in my month-long stay. Pretty boring. Very cool people, although I wouldn't recommend it to new people.

Time: 1 month

Fourth region: The League.
When I first joined the region I was a bit bombarded by the natives telling me to join the WA or be struck down, banned. I just told them I was an alt and showed my main, and that was enough to get them off my back. I received what felt like daily TG's to join the WA for the "protection of the league". A very chill, very nice region, but a bit heavy on the "JOIN THE WA AND ENDORSE DELEGATE OR WE WILL ALL BE BANNED!!!1!!1" part of being a larger region.

Time: 1 or 2 months

Fifth region: Ice Shards.
Honestly? Great region. Small community of friends that welcomed me with semi-open arms (truth be told they did run a poll to kick me).
They aren't serious, are (sometimes) funny, and are (moderately) active.
I would recommend it if you want a few laughs and maybe a few new friends.

Time: 1 month

Sixth region: Wow How Many Words Can I Fit Into This R
I joined the region, said that somebody had called them rude once (along with calling them dedicated (you can find the post here), and was promptly banned.
After a brief talk with the founder, I was unbanned, and they became very understanding.
I would suggest this region to inactive players, as bot much happened.

Time: 2 months

Seventh region: N/A

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