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All right, the truth then...
You're right about one thing. I do need memes. And an internet browser. Wanna know why?
I have a dream...that every person on this vast internet will control their OWN memes! A Web of the TRULY free, dammit! An internet of ACTION, not words. Ruled by CONTENT not cashflow... Where Individual realizes his ability to shape the world and DOES so, instead of the other way around of relying upon a so called "higher power"! Where dankness and power are back in the hands of where the always belonged: the hands of the people! Where every man is free to think, to act, for himself! F*ck all these limp-d*cked doxxing "activist groups", and these chicken-sh*t copypasta posters! F*ck this 24/7 constant stream of bread and circuses, drama and celebrity bullsh*t! F*ck "group pride" and f*ck this whole nonsense game of a media!
F*ck...ALL OF IT!
The internet is diseased, rotten to the core. As is the culture it consistently spews out... There's nothing left to salvage. Only a weed to pull out by the roots! Wipe the slate clean, burn it all to the ground! And from those ashes a new internet will be born... Ever evolving, ever untamed! The weak sycophants will be purged, but the cunning, disciplined, and determined will thrive... Free to rule as they see fit, they'll make the internet great again!
You still don't get it... I'm using edgy political memes as a business to catapult myself to greatness, so I can end the use of "edgy" "political" "memes" as a "business"! In my...and it could be...OUR new internet, people will sh*tpost and work together to display the TRUTH! Not for money, not for a**-kissing, not for what they're told is "right"! Every man will be free to fight their own wars, to pursue their own path of peace and prosperity!
- Senator Danceria-strong, campaign speech for King of the Interwebz, 2k17
Danceria can not continue this aggression by trying to take over the internet! If need be we will go to WAR!!! -Baltician Member of the house of Lords
Psh! I'm doing this Internet a favor, you've seen how it is! I do not wish to incur violence, but if that's the only way you people understand this, then violence will be what you get! Join me! Rally to me and recreate the world in your own image! Do you not see the travesties of the world? Do you not see the apathy and manipulation of this web of lies that has become the internet? Nothing is true, unless it is acted upon. I act so that one day there shall be peace, and because I act, there shall be peace. I act so that one day there may be truth and a path of redemption, and so redemption is possible, and truth uplifted! What will you act for, Honourable Lord Suchansuch Sandwichstein of Balticia? Will you act to dull the pain of truth and the harshness of reality, or will you work with me to cure this diseased realm? What will change, or become better, if I were not to undertake this path?
(Begun, the Sh*tpost Wars have, and long will my responses be)
I'm gonna need 3 bags of buttered popcorn, two trays of nachos, and five hotdogs. This fight is going to get interesting. FIGHT! FIGHT! FIGHT!
*Greater Baltician New station* "Today the entirity of the active military forces of Greater Balticia (roughly 1,000,000 men strong) have been mobilized to deal with the Empire of Solaran Olympus meddling in our politics and influencing riots on our streets...
oh my god why
Thalasus, The united acarian empires, and Casmaru
*another Greater Baltician Report* The Reserved Forces have been mobilised to the Dancerian Borders for insulting our member of parliament Duchess Erica Sandwichstein
Hold up, before anyone fires the first shot let me clarify that I'm not meddling in any nation's internal politics. My nation respects the sovereignty of every nation unless they the nation at question has definitely trespassed on my sovereignty.
Why not?
The new must be vetted.
*uses cursor*
*delet button*
Chiggity-check'd to the m88.
Breaking news. In their latest meeting, the Thalasi government unanimously voted in favor of illegalizing Danceria and 
Allouxia. Bombing begins in three hours.
It would be a continuation, if it wasn't for the fact that it was rebooted.
Ho ho ho.
Reboot schmeboot
It's the same thing except you decided to go for an even lamer nation idea.
Wow. Ouch. I don't attack your choices, squatting and stoned off their gourds on krokodil as they are, why you gotta attack mine?
But who initiated and controlled the rebooting
*Danceria laughs in consistency and dealing with all members of the political spectrum. Except commies. Because they don't like cash or food for some reason.*
bc u r dirty latin piglover
> be roman
> not be latin
wut
How do you criminalize a nation?
Quickly, stealthily, and decisively. Similar to nuclear war, not coincidentally.
I see. Perhaps I should not have launched my crusade without bolstering faction popularity in your nation...?
-Reichen- 1:16pm
A Thalais bomber was spotted flying over head and dropped bombs on a hospital killing hundreds of civilians, people In the street were worried, but as soon as then bomber tried to fly away a ME-640 shot a Air to Air missile causing the bomber to expload and crashing into the street.
- Broadcast to all Generals and Admirals of the Allouxian Military- *new footage of the attack also In the background*
Secretary of Defense Häns Lunendorf: This vicious attack by the treacherous Thalasians has shattered any hope of peace that the Imperial Family wished to have, hear me proud servants of Allouxian Empire the time has come to carry out the task that has spanned out this last decade with justice on our side!
The Downfall Operation!
-INS Dascera 350 miles North from the Thalasi islands-
Broadcast: The Downfall Operation
Captain Bümer captain of the Dascera: If it has come to this the we will show our grief threw a show of arms, ME Squadrons take off your target, San Salvacion!
Shortly after the Captains order two escort submarines fired off a barrage of cruise missiles at Thalasi communications stations, and under water cables.
well u r stink slav who is die of poor
you...uh...realize that was a joke, right
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