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Free Empire of the Low Isles wrote:By, I’m scared...

Hold me?

No, go get Lumi to hold you, she's the compassionate one.

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Bycrest wrote:No, go get Lumi to hold you, she's the compassionate one.

*Hugs Free.*

Bycrest wrote:Okay...

You'll float too...

Alternate universe northern ateria

The Continental Autocracy of Alternate Universe Northern Ateria is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Autarch Nunnally vi Britannia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, devout population of 1.125 billion Imperial Citizens are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Spirituality, Law & Order, and Industry also on the agenda, while International Aid and Environment receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ghirlandaio. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 31.3%.

The all-consuming Alternate Universe Northern Aterian economy, worth 109 trillion Silver Eagles a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Automobile Manufacturing. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 97,775 Silver Eagles, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 361,677 per year while the poor average 18,623, a ratio of 19.4 to 1.

"To Hell or to Marshland" is a common settler cry directed at native Brasilistanis, families consisting of more than three people are forced to split up, Autarch Nunnally vi Britannia has just been declared ruler of Alternate Universe Northern Ateria in an international press conference, and Nunnallyism has been named as Alternate Universe Northern Ateria's national religion. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Alternate Universe Northern Ateria's national animal is the Mighty Morko, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Nunnallyism.

Post self-deleted by Bycrest.

The Spiral Empire of Bycrest is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Bromious with an iron fist, and renowned for its barren, inhospitable landscape, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and zero percent divorce rate. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.36 billion Bycrestials are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, corrupt, well-organized government is dominated by the Department of Defense, with Education and Industry also on the agenda, while Spirituality and Social Policy aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tepplin. The average income tax rate is 67.4%.

The thriving Bycrestian economy, worth a remarkable 1,455 trillion Credits a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 197,745 Credits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.3 times as much as the poorest.

Nobody is allowed to stop the local daycare from reading Nietzsche to pre-schoolers, the price of takeaway food quadruples after 6pm, invasive drug testing is now performed at elementary school sports days, and collisions between bicycles and carnival floats are on the rise. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Bycrest's national animal is the Shadow, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Bromism.

The Confederate Republic of Ranoria is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Reimund Victor Riess with a fair hand, and remarkable for its deadly medical pandemics, complete lack of prisons, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 11.05 billion Ranorians enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The tiny, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Richardson. The average income tax rate is 3.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Ranorian economy, worth a remarkable 2,288 trillion Handels a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Book Publishing. Average income is an amazing 207,146 Handels, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Reimund Victor Riess is spearheading a new fashion trend of wearing swimming goggles and medieval armour, naturists are jailed regularly for indecent exposure, teenagers performing appendectomies on their friends has become a popular schoolyard prank, and a burger chain recently changed its name to Mack Donaldz for legal reasons. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force. Ranoria's national animal is the Ranorian Wolfhound, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Protestant Christianity.

The Republic of Luminesa is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by President Neko Hishi with an even hand, and renowned for its avant-garde cinema, anti-smoking policies, and public floggings. The compassionate, cheerful, devout population of 7.343 billion Luminesans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous government prioritizes Education, although Spirituality, Industry, and Healthcare are also considered important. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Fides. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Luminesan economy, worth 989 trillion Jellybeans a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 134,801 Jellybeans, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.4 times as much as the poorest.

A byzantine web of conspiracies and secret alliances must be navigated any time legislation is voted upon, third party candidates are now gaining some representation in Parliament, military strategists are questioning the wisdom of subsidizing the economies of sworn enemies, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Luminesa's national animal is the Chibi Cat, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Roman Catholicism.

The Free Empire of the Low Isles is a suicidal male from the Bronx, ready to hang himself at any moment. His favorite activities are contemplating what the barrel of a gun tastes like when it’s firing a bullet, wondering where all the happiness went, and reminiscing about his childhood.

Please end my suffering. Uuuuuugghhghhhhhhhhh

The Empire of Kazika is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Emperor Lucifer Inlustris with a fair hand, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, keen interest in outer space, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 7.079 billion Kazikans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kazika City. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Kazikan economy, worth a remarkable 1,043 trillion Sigils a year, is highly specialized and mostly made up of the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 147,399 Sigils, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's reputation for treachery has left it sidelined on the international stage, marine biology students are shocked to discover that a whale is a mammal, piracy is the nation's most popular pastime, and giant beards and handlebar moustaches are increasingly popular. Crime is totally unknown. Kazika's national animal is the Phoenix, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Gnostic Pantheism.

Free Empire of the Low Isles wrote:The Free Empire of the Low Isles is a suicidal male from the Bronx, ready to hang himself at any moment. His favorite activities are contemplating what the barrel of a gun tastes like when it’s firing a bullet, wondering where all the happiness went, and reminiscing about his childhood.

Please end my suffering. Uuuuuugghhghhhhhhhhh

Hey Ranoria, you got someone for the execution block!

Bycrest wrote:Hey Ranoria, you got someone for the execution block!

*sharpens axe*

Took long enough. XD

The Sovereign Fleets of Chrome Legion is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by The 7th triumvirate with an even hand, and renowned for its anti-smoking policies, ubiquitous missile silos, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 12.985 billion Legionairies enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, although Healthcare and Defense are also considered important, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of CLF Moros. The average income tax rate is 92.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Chrome Legionian economy, worth a remarkable 2,761 trillion Mass units a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 212,638 Mass units, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed, many friends and relatives of The 7th triumvirate have been given ambassador jobs in tropical island nations, immersive video game experiences are interrupted by incessant disclaimer pop-ups, and the thin blue line is composed of picketing police officers demanding better pensions. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Chrome Legion's national animal is the What amimals, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

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Alternate universe northern ateria

Mangle wrote:Wow

Such Mangle, very Shibe.

Interlatist and Mangle

Bycrest wrote:No, go get Lumi to hold you, she's the compassionate one.

That's what makes your hugs so valuable.

Luminesa wrote:Such Mangle, very Shibe.

I wish I could like that more than once. Without having to revive multiple puppets and doing that.

Mangle wrote:I wish I could like that more than once. Without having to revive multiple puppets and doing that.

Don't worry, I got you covered.

Interlatist wrote:Don't worry, I got you covered.

Thanks m8

wieners

Northern Ateria wrote:wieners

No u

Mangle wrote:Thanks m8

I believe I've talked to you before...

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