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Most Rebellious Youth: 859th Most Advanced Public Transport: 2,543rd
World Factbook Entry

Waffle House, Inc. is a restaurant chain with 2,100 locations. It is sticky yet homey. It is somewhat dangerous and a sketchy place; however, ignoring all of that it is a rather pleasant place to be!

Did you know Waffle House serves 145 waffles per minute? Did you know that FEMA uses a "Waffle House Index" to measure the severity of natural disasters? Waffle House will prevail through all. It is strong, dedicated, and it is not to be messed with. Those part of Waffle House are almost proud to be part of it. It serves almost mediocre food, which is an accomplishment. With the help of others, Waffle House will expand and grow as a restaurant chain and nation.

It has a strong list of rules that are to be read and worshipped as well.

Embassies: Wendys, Fredonia, Gypsy Lands, matheo, The Great Universe, Yeet, Dispatchia, Sex, Bus Stop, Just relax, Hollow Point, Independence Hill, Guinea Kiribati, Random Acts of Kindness, The plaza, Steam Islands, and 3 others.Thanksgiving, Wolf Rave, and The Black Hawks.

The embassy with The Black Hawks is being withdrawn. Closure expected .

Tags: Founderless, Silly, and Small.

Waffle House contains 6 nations, the 4,386th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in Waffle House

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

As a region, Waffle House is ranked 19,056th in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of Semper 52Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Everlasting!”
2.The Queendom of Rainbow Fox 18Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Mission Accomplished”
3.The Matriarchy of MerciAuthoritarian Democracy“Cuivis dolori remedium est patientia.”
4.The Republic of Seared Emu Burger 11Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Emu meat is in between [beef] rump and probably duck”
5.The Essential Worker of NurseInoffensive Centrist Democracy“42 -1-”
6.The Uncertainty of Small Huts of EquilismLiberal Democratic Socialists“ερωτv πάντα”

Regional Happenings


Waffle House Regional Message Board

D dos wrote:ankle juice

Well now im hungry



me i am

Munchabunch wrote:Racist?

A13german wrote:me i am

Youve been added to my top 8 LOL moments

New robitussin

Anyone alive in this place.

Scipio fortunatus

Zeo wants home fries and buckwheat pancakes, Souls is gonna have hash browns and eggs over medium, Res wants chocolate pancakes and hash browns, Wasc wants "Waffles IG", Vic is having a cheese omelette, and everyone was too slow for the order. I might swing back if they make me.

Post by Vict0ria suppressed by Semper 52.

This is my home now

A13german wrote:Ich bin tocht

Was? Tut mir leid, aber ich kann nur ein bisschen Deutsch...

Edit: sorry, everyone, but BoM has a better 401K plan...

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