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Valdesia RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The valdesian frontier

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Largest Cheese Export Sector: 573rd Largest Populations: 657th Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 676th+7
Most Influential: 971st Largest Insurance Industry: 1,201st Largest Gambling Industry: 1,235th Highest Economic Output: 1,327th Most Primitive: 1,685th Most Stationary: 1,704th Highest Crime Rates: 1,853rd
World Factbook Entry

Valdesia is an proud and ancient region of NationStates, where the oil-rich sands run red with the blood of martyrs. Originally founded in 2005 on the principles of isolationism, militarism, radicalism, and contempt for all peoples, Valdesia stands once again as a monument to the mighty empires that once populated our desert haven. Urinating on the monument carries the pain of catapult.

R.I.P. Valdoroth, original founder of Valdesia: March - May 2005.

Tags: Founderless, Minuscule, and Password.

Valdesia is home to a single nation.

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Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in Valdesia

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, Valdesia is ranked 2,811th in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Yeldan Puppet ArmyCapitalist Paradise“DO YOU LIKE CHEESE?”

Regional Happenings


Valdesia Regional Message Board

Intelligent ducks

Happy "Featured Region" Day!


The valdesian frontier

Whoa, that was scary, for about 15 hours we could have been at the mercy of some invading army. Sort of like when we griefed this region so we could take over and refound...erm, forget I said that last part...

Eh. Somehow, my economy tanked and my nation classification switched from "Anarchy" to "Capitalizt." Must be some kind of gnomish punishment for renouncing the World Assembly.


Post by Stone Circle Aviators suppressed by The valdesian frontier.

The valdesian frontier

Man, I've got to stop ceasing like that. Any minute the UDL could launch a retaliatory raid, and then where would we be?

The valdesian frontier

Yeldan Puppet Army, you deserve a medal for single-handedly holding fort here every time we unknowingly cease to exist and leave our borders defenseless. Well done, sir. :D

The valdesian frontier

Scratch that. :/

I'm back. Sorry about that. :D

The valdesian frontier

Heh. It seems the entirety of our Regional Happenings involves me either dying or coming back to life. Seems a little like Regional Happenings spam...but it's my fu-cking region, so get over it. :P

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