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United Splendid Marmotlands RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Kingdom of Platonalandopolis

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Most Valuable International Artwork: 94th Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 306th Best Weather: 326th+30
Most Beautiful Environments: 497th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 557th Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 587th Nudest: 606th Most Advanced Public Education: 685th Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 688th Most Advanced Public Transport: 747th Most Subsidized Industry: 768th Lowest Crime Rates: 833rd Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 857th Most Cultured: 998th Largest Governments: 1,008th Most Devout: 1,036th Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 1,039th Healthiest Citizens: 1,186th Most Developed: 1,241st Most Corrupt Governments: 1,303rd Most Inclusive: 1,353rd Highest Average Incomes: 1,446th Smartest Citizens: 1,626th Most Efficient Economies: 1,636th Nicest Citizens: 1,660th Highest Wealthy Incomes: 1,720th Largest Retail Industry: 1,958th Most Influential: 1,977th Largest Information Technology Sector: 2,107th Most Pacifist: 2,213th Highest Poor Incomes: 2,346th Largest Publishing Industry: 2,374th Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,436th
World Factbook Entry

Welcome to the Splendid Marmotlands! Found too far from infelicity and too close to beatitude, its crystal lakes and fertile lands provide plenty of wealth for both the soul and body of its blessed peoples. Flooding a cultural richness only found in fairy tales, and stemming a political splendour the likes of which none has ever matched, the Splendid Marmotlands are the best place on Earth to found a full, blossoming humane city.


Embassies: Codex Ylvus, Fredonia, and Montrandecs Neighbours.

Tags: Password and Small.

United Splendid Marmotlands contains 6 nations, the 2,872nd most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Highest Economic Output in United Splendid Marmotlands

World Census bean-counters crunched the numbers to calculate national Gross Domestic Product. Older nations, with higher populations, were noted to have a distinct advantage.

As a region, United Splendid Marmotlands is ranked 2,703rd in the world for Highest Economic Output.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Commonwealth of Decretum of KaloInoffensive Centrist Democracy“True spirit will always rise!”
2.The Kingdom of PlatonalandopolisCorrupt Dictatorship“We come from the earth.”
3.The Free Land of MelvaFather Knows Best State“Apples to mankind!”
4.The Colony of SocratesidemosIron Fist Consumerists“We come from the same earth, just a little farther.”
5.The Colony of Nueva MelvaFather Knows Best State“Look! There are apples too!”
6.The Colony of JenofontaniaCorrupt Dictatorship“We come from the soil.”

Regional Happenings

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United Splendid Marmotlands Regional Message Board

Ok, ok! Calm down, everyone! My two robot-cloned-dependent-artificially-emulated facsimile States, Platonlandopolis and Platonblabla, are malfunctioning. They are both populated by laboratory created life-forms programmed to love themselves A LOT and to think they are the original and proud Kingdom of Platonalandopolis. Seemingly, they have now contracted a bad case of irrepressable envy. But don't panic. They will most likely turn completely maniacal, insult everything holy and try to vanquish all other existing cultures past and present.

But that's it.

Greetings, my Splendid Marmotlands Neighbors,

it is my duty as the Awesome Diplomacy Officer of our Splendid Region to deal with stuff related to embassies. At this moment, we have established embassies with three different regions in the following manner: they requested it, I thought "hell yeah, why not?", I accepted the request, the embassies were built.
Today, however, one of those regions requested that our embassy is closed. No idea why, since we have been as indifferent to them as always.
In any case, I wanted to inform you that, since the Gypsy Lands doesn't want to be our friend anymore, we can stop liking them. Yet, it is on the best interests of our Splendid Nations, to keep being as indifferent as we were during our embassy-existing times, which was exactly the same as during our pre-embassy times.

<3 <3 <3 Official greetings and splendid stuff for you! <3 <3 <3

PS. To our Splendid Founder: It is my duty as the Awesome Diplomacy Officer of our Splendid Region to inform you that there is one Splendid Nation with no job, and because of that, our Splendid Region is 33.3% jobless. That doesn't look good in the World Assembly. Just saying...

Platonalandopolis takes deeply seriously everything that is said by the splendid Nations of the Marmotlands, for which we commend with awesomeness and fantasticality the work of our Awesome Diplomacy Officer. Platonalandopolis also takes deeply indifferently the news about our embassies in the Gypsy Lands. To them, we extend an official and solemn message as follows:

Ehm, sure.

About the matters of regional joblessness, we will work hard to make our region completely joblessnessless as soon as possibleness permits.

Greetings, Awesome Friends!

The Decretum of Kalo accepts the position of "Fantastic Research Officer" with utmost enthusiasm and gratitude!

Indeed, our Proud Citizens pride themselves in their traditions in research, a perpetual strive for unveiling the mysteries of the Universe. This appointment is, thus, an occasion for celebration within the Decretum, as we march onward towards the bright and Fantastic Future! Rest assured, our Nation will do an Awesome job.

May we stand United in our Splendor!

Decretum of Kalo wrote:Greetings, Awesome Friends!

The Decretum of Kalo accepts the position of "Fantastic Research Officer" with utmost enthusiasm and gratitude!

Indeed, our Proud Citizens pride themselves in their traditions in research, a perpetual strive for unveiling the mysteries of the Universe. This appointment is, thus, an occasion for celebration within the Decretum, as we march onward towards the bright and Fantastic Future! Rest assured, our Nation will do an Awesome job.

May we stand United in our Splendor!

Well and splendidly said! Let us together show the world how splendider our lands are in comparison. Platonalandópolis is looking forward to the awesome polls from the Decretum of Kalo.

The free people of Melva struggles with the present pool challenge. Efforts will be kept directed to find a solution. Melva looks deeply forward to know the answer.
Apples and answers for mankind!

Melva wrote:The free people of Melva struggles with the present pool challenge. Efforts will be kept directed to find a solution. Melva looks deeply forward to know the answer.
Apples and answers for mankind!

The result of our research is so far twofold:
1) it is suggested that the answer is a multiple of 3.
2) we need to invest more in elementary level education, given that people in Melva are really bad at simple math.
We will keep informing.

Dearest peoples of the splendidly united and unified lands of fuzzy marmots: Platonalandopolis has developed the last in health technology through the proyect "Love Blasting Canons." The magnanimous regime has gloriously deployed the weapons of sanity on all ailing nations of our region. Do not fear, we are in this together and will survive the seeming catastrophe with faith and bombs! That cure!

(Our bombs can produce secondary effects like dizziness, disorientation, momentary blindness and rashes of anarchism in some population sectors).

Good day, my magnanimous friends within the profuse realm of United Splendid Marmotlands!

It is a good day indeed, since today marks the 1st anniversary of The Commonwealth of Decretum of Kalo being the Fantastic Research Officer!

Much Fantastic Research has been done during this first year, although not shared to the extend befitting our splendor. But hey, this is how scientific organizations work - no one, but themselves and few related entities, knows if they actually do something or not! With this in mind, it is fair to say that he Commonwealth of Decretum of Kalo has not failed to deliver, fantastically, with regard to expected results and appropriate experience!

Praiseworthy as it may be, the Fantastic Research Officer, in the minds of our Proud Citizens, should be spending more time on spreading the flame of "Fantastic Research", for all of our people to benefit and rejoice. Thus, it has been decreed that epic events are to come within the new 2nd year!

Much love and science,
Invariant Kalo

Decretum of Kalo wrote:Good day, my magnanimous friends within the profuse realm of United Splendid Marmotlands!

It is a good day indeed, since today marks the 1st anniversary of The Commonwealth of Decretum of Kalo being the Fantastic Research Officer!

Much Fantastic Research has been done during this first year, although not shared to the extend befitting our splendor. But hey, this is how scientific organizations work - no one, but themselves and few related entities, knows if they actually do something or not! With this in mind, it is fair to say that he Commonwealth of Decretum of Kalo has not failed to deliver, fantastically, with regard to expected results and appropriate experience!

Praiseworthy as it may be, the Fantastic Research Officer, in the minds of our Proud Citizens, should be spending more time on spreading the flame of "Fantastic Research", for all of our people to benefit and rejoice. Thus, it has been decreed that epic events are to come within the new 2nd year!

Much love and science,
Invariant Kalo

Much to rejoice and celebrate, for celebration and joy do not require grounds nor justification! Congratulations to the fantasically researchfull Commonwealth. Your scientific splendor, if not the facts, shines on us Marmotlanders all!

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