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United Order of Pigeonstotzka RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The order of the ezic salt

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Largest Black Market: 1,982nd Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,229th Most Average: 2,253rd
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Embassies: Plum Island.

Tags: Founderless, Invader, and Minuscule.

United Order of Pigeonstotzka contains 4 nations.

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The Safest in United Order of Pigeonstotzka

World Census agents tested the sharpness of household objects, the softness of children's play equipment, and the survival rate of people taking late walks to determine how safe each nation is to visit.

As a region, United Order of Pigeonstotzka is ranked 15,081st in the world for Safest.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The National Republic of ArstotzmerikaDemocratic Socialists“Long Live Arstotzmerika!”
2.The Federation of Quietrecon3Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“This Space For Rent”
3.The Republic of BigRed37Inoffensive Centrist Democracy“Strength Through Compliance”
4.The Colony of Shoddy PigeonFather Knows Best State“Yum! Leftover sandwich!”

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United Order of Pigeonstotzka Regional Message Board

Post by Sugrastan suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Arstotzmerika wrote:shiba best dog?

I would like to counter your statement with corgis.

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Arstotzmerika wrote:shiba best dog?

Sugrastan wrote:I would like to counter your statement with corgis.

Y'all are insane, Labradors are the best

Post by Sugrastan suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Woodana wrote:Y'all are insane, Labradors are the best

Labradors are too generic, Corgis are cutest

- Person with a Golden Retriever and Irish Setter

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Sugrastan wrote:Labradors are too generic, Corgis are cutest

- Person with a Golden Retriever and Irish Setter

Alright buckaroo, you've gone too far this time

Post by Arstotzmerika suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Woodana wrote:Alright buckaroo, you've gone too far this time

woof woof

Post by Woodana suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

I came to pay respects to our glorious 3-year-old region that brought us all together.

R.I.P United Order of Pigeonstotzka 2016-2019
"Glory to the Order!"

The order of the ezic salt

Post by The order of the ezic salt suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

The order of the ezic salt

Woodana wrote:I came to pay respects to our glorious 3-year-old region that brought us all together.

R.I.P United Order of Pigeonstotzka 2016-2019
"Glory to the Order!"

F

Post by Arstotzmerika suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Post by Gypsy Lands suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

Merry Christmas from our region to yours!

**Sends a large tray of homemade Christmas cookies**

Post by Castelia suppressed by Idk what to name this nation.

To United Order of Pigeonstotzka,

Greetings and salutations!

The Shadow Cult of Jocospor will be on holiday from January 1st to February 1st of 2020, and as such will be unavailable for contact during this time.

Should you have any business to conduct with the CCD, please go through the Foreign Office during this time.



THE CONFEDERATION BULLET
an imprint of Confederation of Corrupt Dictators
"All the gos' - and fast!"


30th December, 2019.
Published from Confedereichstag II, 1 Emperor Avenue, 3926, Vocryae, Jocospor

NOTICE: Jocospor to go away on sabbatical

VOCRYAE: The heart of the Confederation, The Shadow Cult of Jocospor, will be absent from NationStates from January 1st to February 1st 2020.

The move comes after a particularly taxing series of months for the Imperial Empire. "Administrative systems require revising in the wake of the Second Jocospite Civil War," one spokesman said.

Some have criticised His Excellency Murdoch Kellner, who has only just been appointed 8th Viceroy of the Confederation. "Surely he doesn't need a break just yet?" a Valeroxian janitor exclaimed.

In light of Kellner's absence, Imperial Law mandates that the Chancellor of the Supreme Judiciary take over operations of the Confederation. Consequently, Depackya's Aleksandr Ivanov will serve temporarily as Acting-Viceroy.

The Imperial Empire is confident that the Confederation will continue to prosper in its absence.

Kellner: "I will be leaving many instructions for my Supreme Council to act upon."

In this month of relief, the Imperial Empire will also be turning its attentions to locating a legitimate candidate for the Imperial Throne.

"I look forward to reestablishing the Seuiwerd line," said Rogger Wolfe, Jocospor's first Regent. "Somehow."

Confederation nations wishing to contact the Imperial Empire during its absence should do so via the Supreme Council. Unless in the event of a regional emergency, the Imperial Empire will have no dealings on NationStates.

Wolfe and his family have confirmed that they will be remaining in Vocryae. Kellner and his wife, Audrey, will be holidaying by the beach in Tosselton.


This publication is brought to you by the Office of the Viceroy, the offices of the Social Assembly and Confederation State Broadcasting. Enquiries should be sent to Jocospor.

Printed with the express permission of the Viceroy of the Confederation, His Excellency Murdoch Kellner. Authorised by the Imperial Palace, Regna loreau. Copyright 2019.

HAIL THE CONFEDERATION!


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Confederation of Corrupt Dictators

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