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United Essentan nations RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Uenunist Rertareun of The United Essentan Nations

Last WA Update:

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,245th
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✯✯✯✯✯ Welcome to: The United Essentan Nations ✯✯✯✯✯


Welcome to the United Essentan Nations! This is a place where fairness is the most important thing (but not most valuable, I heard diamonds sell for lots)! Read the diamond dispatch below for more info about diamonds our fairness based ideology called Uenunism (surcharge of $0.00 for reading)! I know it's down there somewhere (the dispatch, not diamonds).

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Please write in the RMB if you have any ideas for a regional event or something else like those games on the backs of McDonalds Happy Meals.
LINKS
Discord: https://discord.gg/XWNVGGb
Roblox: https://web.roblox.com/groups/5598745
(Not that anyone uses them)



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    UEN Newspixels #2

    BulletinNews by The United Essentan Nations . 12 reads.

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    Uenunism (ideology)

    FactbookPolitics by The United Essentan Nations . 24 reads.

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    The Fiercest, and Why To Join

    BulletinCampaign by Garlenph . 44 reads.

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    United Essentan nations Poll Race

    BulletinCampaign by Phelpic republic . 12 reads.

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    UEN Poll Race

    MetaGameplay by Garlenph . 27 reads.

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Embassies: Laraniem, The Moderate Alliance, Gypsy Lands, Hollow Point, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, Non Aligned Movement, The Fiercest, Austro Hungarian Empire, Fredonia, Thrones of the Three Kingdoms II, Roumania, New Regime of Great Cyan, The Great Universe, Australia, Traveling Wilburys, The Embassy, and 1 other.The Loush Continent.

Tags: Anti-Fascist, Defender, Democratic, Eco-Friendly, and Minuscule.

United Essentan nations contains 3 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Most Armed in United Essentan nations

World Census experts took their lives into their hands in order to ascertain the average number of deadly weapons per citizen.

As a region, United Essentan nations is ranked 7,936th in the world for Most Armed.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Buffet of Yeark da sharkCapitalist Paradise“yum”
2.The Uenunist Rertareun of The United Essentan NationsNew York Times Democracy“Better United for Uenunism!”
3.The Kingdom of Owl CountryMoralistic Democracy“Owl win”

Regional Poll • Random Poll #2

The Buffet of Yeark da shark wrote:headphones plus laser x = music

Voting opened 13 days ago and will close . Open to all nations. You cannot vote as you are not logged in.

Regional Happenings

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United Essentan nations Regional Message Board

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Owl Country wrote:oOh The United Essentan Nations you're back!

With a new flag...

The United Essentan Nations wrote:With a new flag...

nice

I'm really surprised how many people actually bother looking at this region at all as demonstrated by the polls.

The United Essentan Nations wrote:Just me!

1st post in the regions history! I really need to build a museum in Entely.

The United Essentan Nations wrote:1st post in the regions history! I really need to build a museum in Entely.

Quoting a quote!

The United Essentan Nations wrote:I'm really surprised how many people actually bother looking at this region at all as demonstrated by the polls.

Hehe. Results make an "E"

UEN Newspixels #2 is out!

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a zoom meeting call. The conversation went of follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

What's happening in your favourite quiet embassy? Well, turns out a lot.
All the latest stuff from the United Essentan nations!

A music poll? Hmm...

The UEN Newspixel

April 3, 2021


Yeark Da Shark Takes UEN Newspixels headquarters!

Earlier today, Yeark Da Shark strategically seized the headquarters of The UEN Newspixel with cunning tactics. He barged in and T-posed to assert dominance. His demands are as follows: "Give I buffet now!". As you can see, this is clearly inhumane and poses a massive threat to the nation. A team of elite monkeys were sent in to neutralise this threat. They came out with bananas moments later, clearly happy horrified and traumatised for life. The government was forced to negotiate with the terrorist over a zoom meeting call. The conversation went of follows:

Diplomat: We can't give you what you demand, but we can give you one strip of bacon.
Yeark: Two strips.
Diplomat: You've gone too far! We can't do that!
Yeark: Nowwww.
Diplomant: Never!
Yeark: Or else.
Diplomat: Do your worst!
Yeark: I will seize a spinny chair.
Diplomat: You wouldn't dare!
Yeark: I taking it.
Diplomat: Alright! We give in! Two strips of bacon it is fatty!
Yeark: Apologise or spinny chair gets it.
Diplomat: Sowwy.
Yeark: Properly.
Diplomat: Noe.

This went on for a few hours and remains unresolved. We will keep you updated as the situation develops. How are we sending this if Yeark has seized our HQ? Uhh...FAST LOOK AN ALIEN! *Running*

People missing

Several people in the region have gone missing, but not because of Yeark, that's another list. All of these people that have gone missing did so following a message telling them that they missed their Spanish lesson from an owl called "Duolingo" and occasionally a message warning them of a "Duolingo" breaking through the back door. Inside a building marked "Duolingo Punishment Building", the words "Scream for help in Spanish" could be heard followed by screaming in a foreign language, but nobody could understand it, so nobody cares. There are no current leads for who could or would do this. The only statement the police could give was "This person must be stopped, and we are putting our full effort in, there are definitely no clues or leads, we've been through everything.".

Attack of the wacky inflatable tube man

A man has been assaulted by an inflatable tube man on a windy day. He says that he was walking down the street past the 'Overpriced Second Hand Cars' store when a wacky inflatable tube man hit him. The man tried to counterattack but the tube man dodged the attack and tackled the man to the ground with the immense force equivalent to an air conditioner. The man attempted to call police but the tube man knocked it out of his hand and went into a frenzy of dangerous waving. Onlookers attempted to restrain the maniac but he leaned back and charged into them, sending the crowd all the way a couple centimetres to the ground. It was clear that this menace should not be messed with. Police were called onto the scene and tackled the tube man and had to resort to tasering the inflatable tube man, but this didn't even work, the police had to fire some bullets into him after which he deflated. He is now in police custody. His reasons for attack are unknown, but he is being sued for aggravated assault. The victim of the attack says he is traumatised and may never recover. We will keep you updated on the lawsuit as it progresses.

Read dispatch

Looks like our regions just established an embassy!

Congratulations for this diplomatic relationship, I am the current Foreign Affairs Agency (F2A) in The Loush Continent. Let's welcome our both regions relationship into the next level of multinational relationship!

Know us more by joining our discord server here -> https://discord.gg/D7NecfGH2t
Or just simply visit us on our RMB here -> page=display_region_rmb/region=the_loush_continent

Thank you so much for reading this message, I will update more info about our both region diplomatic relationship someday. See ya!

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