The Most Rebellious Youth in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics
World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.
As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,880th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
|1.||The Especially Red Republic of Rodrigostan||Left-wing Utopia||“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”|
|2.||The Kingdom of The United Isles of Burgessland||Left-Leaning College State||“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”|
|3.||The Ancient Kingdom of Navthania||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Capillus de Deorum”|
|4.||The First Republic of Mattalania||Civil Rights Lovefest||“Wow, a Moto!”|
|5.||The Corporatocracy of Jaysingstoke||Anarchy||“Non calcare in anguis”|
|6.||The Fifth Republic of Joduerdor||New York Times Democracy||“Viva L'equalia!”|
|7.||The Holy Land of Dymistas||Left-Leaning College State||“A Semi-Autonomous Mattalanian Region”|
|8.||The Military Garrison of The Navthanian Isles||Inoffensive Centrist Democracy||“Let the banners fly”|
|9.||The Popcorn Consuming Nation of Anderton Land||Liberal Democratic Socialists||“Hello you Snapchat noob”|
|10.||The Most Serene Republic of Kero-Kero-Bonito||Anarchy||“How many shrimps do you have to eat?”|