by Max Barry

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Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics World Census

The Most Rebellious Youth in Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics

World Census observers counted the number of times their car stereo was stolen from outside fast food stores to determine which nations have relatively high levels of youth-related crime.

As a region, Union of Shoddy Subaverage Republics is ranked 1,880th in the world for Most Rebellious Youth.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Especially Red Republic of RodrigostanLeft-wing Utopia“Rodrigostan rules the wa - err, never mind.”
2.The Kingdom of The United Isles of BurgesslandLeft-Leaning College State“Run by a fair monarch but with an elected government”
3.The Ancient Kingdom of NavthaniaInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Capillus de Deorum”
4.The First Republic of MattalaniaCivil Rights Lovefest“Wow, a Moto!”
5.The Corporatocracy of JaysingstokeAnarchy“Non calcare in anguis”
6.The Fifth Republic of JoduerdorNew York Times Democracy“Viva L'equalia!”
7.The Holy Land of DymistasLeft-Leaning College State“A Semi-Autonomous Mattalanian Region”
8.The Military Garrison of The Navthanian IslesInoffensive Centrist Democracy“Let the banners fly”
9.The Popcorn Consuming Nation of Anderton LandLiberal Democratic Socialists“Hello you Snapchat noob”
10.The Most Serene Republic of Kero-Kero-BonitoAnarchy“How many shrimps do you have to eat?”