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Yeah, I’m only in favor of that if I’m the tyrant

The Iron Helm wrote:

Yeah, I’m only in favor of that if I’m the tyrant

All hail Tyrant Iron Helm! Bringer of more office spaces!

Occupy Hell wrote:

A picket sign of course! We can't overthrow the monarchy without them! They're essential, and free!

Good good, I’ll take two.

Daisy Johnson wrote:

Too much information.

Get yourself elected President of Underworld and you'll get an office.

But Daiiissssyy sharing is caring. We demand free offices for Underworld

Infected zone 307 wrote:

But Daiiissssyy sharing is caring. We demand free offices for Underworld

Talk to Saint Lucifer, but I think that he will say no and increase your torment.

The Iron Helm wrote:

What’s this clamor for reform? Back into line ye rabble!!! Underworld isn’t a democracy, now back to the brick pits!!! Although it’s been a great while since we had an election...lol

Where are the brick pits? The only occupations here are shoveling coal and sulfur into the hellfires.

We actually have enough WA's finally to hold a Presidential election. Who wants to run?

The Iron Helm wrote:

The brick pits are a new scam Im running. That and fake Rolex watches.

I’d definitely run again. 👍🏻

What is the use for watches, here, where your time is in perpetuity?

Acknowledged. Anyone else?

The Iron Helm wrote:

Sssshhhh. Daisy, that’s the scam. Selling people expensive things that they don’t need is evil 101.

Well I have two lions that I could sell you.

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Infected zone 307 wrote:

:(

That moment you forgot to bring your mask, go to lunch, get to car and realize you actually can’t go to the place you wanted without it.

Oh no :( I hope you managed to go to the place ok in the end

May I console you with some cheaper-than-ever flip flops?

Infected zone 307 wrote:

:(

That moment you forgot to bring your mask, go to lunch, get to car and realize you actually can’t go to the place you wanted without it.

You could always do what I do -- simply never leave your apartment :)

Your body remains perfectly healthy, while your mind slowly rots away into madness.

I do not give a flip wrote:

Oh no :( I hope you managed to go to the place ok in the end

May I console you with some cheaper-than-ever flip flops?

How much?

Conqueror Worm wrote:

You could always do what I do -- simply never leave your apartment :)

Your body remains perfectly healthy, while your mind slowly rots away into madness.

I still got to go to work tho...

Plus my mind been long long home already. It’s actually kind of nice

Infected zone 307 wrote:

How much?

I can provide your everyday, run-of-the-mill flip flop for a PALTRY two ... ahem ... human fleshes - but if you want them separately toed and with a customisable strap it would only be a 50 percent increase. And if you ask me, a flip flop without separate toes is a disgrace to the term flip flop.

Conqueror Worm wrote:

Don't trust that shyster flip flop salesman...they sold me what they claimed was a pair of flip flops but, upon returning home with them, was revealed to be in actuality a live badger. False advertising...

My dear worm ... you can't go blaming me for your lack of vision! The best pair of flip flops I ever owned was a repurposed pineapple!

Daisy Johnson wrote:

Welcome to underworld, Mauritius island! I hope that you will enjoy your stay with us.

liking the underworld already!