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True Land RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Father Knows Best State of Chesist

Last WA Update:

Board Activity History Admin Rank

Most Nations: 1,115th Nudest: 1,131st
World Factbook Entry

DO NOT ADVERTISE FOR YOUR REGION HERE. RMB Recruiters will be BANNED ON SIGHT.

Rest In Peace Chesist.

Welcome to True Land, please endorse Republic of estopia.

Join the WA | Cards Against NS | help | LinkDiscord Server

Remember to log in at least every 28 days, because we do not like funerals.

Join the WA and support capitalism, my spicy bois n gerls.

Trade with Sellcall! contact (Marvin Gardens)

You call, we sell!

Everyone is allowed to join!
No recruiting allowed on our RMB!
All embassy offers accepted.

Official Ally of nasunia, Lardyland, lmao, Kebabistan, and The United Nations of Liberalia
All disputes are settled in Spammy Court.
Proud member of The World Freedom Alliance (WFA), The Enclave Empire, and the French Fry Frat
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    Goodbye...

    FactbookOverview by Chesist . 346 reads.

  2. 2

    True Land Master Dispatch

    FactbookInternational by Chesist . 128 reads.

  3. 7

    The Rules of Comedy

    FactbookCulture by Chesist . 28 reads.

  4. 261

    #GETVAXXED Campaign

    BulletinCampaign by Vaccine . 1,287 reads.

  5. 247

    Things that you can do on NS if you’re bored

    FactbookOverview by Captain spam . 4,127 reads.

  6. 2

    damn globalists and their chemicals

    BulletinNews by Lol my name jeff . 54 reads.

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Embassies: nasunia, Lardyland, The Great Universe, Gypsy Lands, SECFanatics, Hollow Point, Zero Zero Zero Zero, lmao, Union of the Seekers, Actually nothing, New Rp, The Empire of united free nations, The Bar on the corner of every region, The Drawception Community Domains, Spammy Court, The Embassy, and 78 others.Republican Army, Imperial Union of Allied States, The Democratic Republic of Freedom, Empire of Galea, International Debating Area, Davidia, Union of Justice, The Geneva Treaty Organization, Bus Stop, Monarchist and Democratic Alliance, The United Empires of Carson, The Lardy Caliphate, Kingdom of Galea, American Patriotic Front, New Epinadia, The White Hawks, THE NORTH Heart, The Galactic Empire of Britain, Chicken overlords, Yeet Army, Finns, Region Name, 666 Gang, L A R D Y L A N D, United Republic of Micronesia, The True Times, NationStates Islamic Association, Golden Dragons, International Northwestern Union, Bundesliga, The Twin Cities, Kebabistan, Festivus, Union of Democrats, land of the redpandas, The Great Region, The True Hawks, Kingdom of Rome, World Freedom Alliance, The united nations of liberalia, MentosLand, The Wolf Clan, Crap, The Union of Imperials, Krillin, Kingdom of Sayville, Kingdom of West Sayville, Driselbia, The Salty Spitoon, Confederation of Corrupt Dictators, Warzone Australia, Commonwealth of Sayville, Australia, The Dron Empire, True Series, Blackbats, The International Polling Zone, French Fry Frat, Evangelical Christian Nations League, The True Army, Swedes, Train Station, Yuno, Mission Crabs, Union of Liberal Nations, Submarine Dongle Communications Cable, Embassy Hub, Eesti, Afghans, Federated States of Conservative Nations, Federation of Conservative Nuance, The Independent Newspaper, The Earth Empire, Federation of Conservative Nations, Northern Atlantic Ocean, Warzone Airspace, Strawberry Hill, and Allied States of the New Europe Union.

Tags: Capitalist, Casual, Defender, Free Trade, Imperialist, Industrial, Invader, Medium, Offsite Chat, Password, Puppet Storage, Regional Government, and 2 others.Silly, and Social.

True Land contains 12 nations, the 1,115th most in the world.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Pizza Delivery Sector in True Land

World Census staff spent many nights answering the front door in order to measure which nations have the biggest Pizza Delivery industries.

As a region, True Land is ranked 12,321st in the world for Largest Pizza Delivery Sector.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Republic of Anti-Lardy StanNew York Times Democracy“Pride and Industry”
2.The Republic of True AmbassadorLeft-Leaning College State“Justice, Piety, Loyalty”
3.The Republic of Pacific AvenueAnarchy“True Pacific Monopoly!”
4.The Retired Yeet Army General of Ballpit4Father Knows Best State“You aren’t the sharpest knife in the ballpit.”
5.The Republic of India-KebabistanInoffensive Centrist Democracy“सत्यमेव जयते”
6.The Colony of Pizza puppetttLiberal Democratic Socialists“True Forever”
7.The Commonwealth of Tacticaler ShrimpDemocratic Socialists“Have you ever tried Shrimp?”
8.The Father Knows Best State of ChesistInoffensive Centrist Democracy“I Endure!”
9.The True landian nation of Chesistian DogetopiaAnarchy“We are mind-controlled”
10.The Federation of Pinochet-ExecutionistsCorporate Police State“My True Land nation”
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True Land Regional Message Board

SPAMMY COURT CASE, APPARENTLY TONIGHT
I GUESS
SEND A PUPPET TO Spammy Court IF YOU WANT TO BE A JUROR, WE'RE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS

Chesistian Finnish-Kebabistan wrote:yeet
The region where nations go to die
False land
Lardy land
United kingdoms
Chesist
Six gang

Tbh I think giving them to Finns is a good idea. Enihati is pretty good at maintaining colonies, unlike me (and now Chesist).

My only request is that you put something in the WFEs telling about True Land in the regions so people know those were former TL colonies.

Dragons of Power wrote:Why withdraw embassies?

An officer did it, idk why. I'm cancelling the closure.

Pinochet Executionists wrote:SPAMMY COURT CASE, APPARENTLY TONIGHT
I GUESS
SEND A PUPPET TO Spammy Court IF YOU WANT TO BE A JUROR, WE'RE LOOKING FOR VOLUNTEERS

Kind of pointless to say it here, bro.

Ugh, of course it’s Ballpit lol.

The Legion of Mankind wrote:Ugh, of course it’s Ballpit lol.

Oh, not again.....hi Ballpit, remember us.....?

Ballpit4 wrote:hey DOP. remember me?
region=teutonic_league/page=display_region_rmb?postid=35416573#p35416573

You know.... we don’t like fascism. We also don’t like antifa.

Hello all! The riddle results are in! Firstly, I’d like to thank all of you for participating in the riddle. I’d also like to congratulate Manoresca on winning it!!! Their prize is a free strawberry bush. Congrats!

Also, a final congratulations to all nations who got the riddle correct. The answer was coffin!


Biweekly Games

Basic Rules:
• Every two weeks, we will host a game here in Strawberry Hill.
• Each game will take place over the course of one week.
• Winners will be announced at the end of the week.
• There will then be a one-week break before the next game.
A Puppet of My Nation will be in charge of all the games and events taking place in the region.
A Puppet of My Nation cannot play in any games.
• If the minimum number of players for the game chosen is not reached during the week, the game will be cancelled.
• All game-related announcements will take place in the “Announcements” section of this dispatch.
• All possible games that we will be playing can be found in the following section.
Games:
Raffle
• During the week of the raffle, post a message on the Strawberry Hill RMB letting us know you want to join the raffle.
• One ticket per person per game.
• At the end of the week, we will use a random name picker to determine the winner.
• Minimum number of players: 2.
Riddles
• We will post a riddle on the Strawberry Hill RMB. If you think you know the answer, telegram A Puppet of My Nation with your answer!
• Only your first answer will be accepted, so make sure it’s correct before you send.
• The first person to get the answer correct will win!
• Please refrain from posting your guess on RMBs, especially if you think you know the answer.
• Minimum number of players: 1.
Trading Cards
• Post a message on the Strawberry Hill RMB containing the following information about your highest-value trading card:
Nation on Card; Card Rarity; and Card Value.
A Puppet of My Nation will check each post to see if it is valid.
• If your card has been sold by the end of the week, or you made up the post info, you will be disqualified.
• The owner of the card with the highest value at the end of the week will win!
• Minimum number of players: 2.

Announcements:
This Week’s Game: Riddle
This Week’s Prize: A free strawberry bush
Congrats to Manoresca, this week’s winner!

Questions? Comments? Suggestions?
• Ask us on our RMB. We’ll try to answer any questions you might have as soon as possible.
• Got any suggestions for how we can improve our biweekly games? Let us know on our RMB!
• Please tell us if you have any ideas for games to play. We might add them to this dispatch.
Thanks for reading!
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There will be a one-week break before the next game is up. The next game will be posted and ready to play on May 26, 2019. Thanks!

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