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TheDevestationEmpire RMB

WA Delegate: None.

Founder: The Angelus Vox Populi of BeaconFlat

Last WA Update:

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 199th Most Stationary: 445th Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 453rd+16
Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 647th Highest Crime Rates: 784th Largest Insurance Industry: 965th Largest Soda Pop Sector: 1,120th Largest Populations: 1,150th Most Pro-Market: 1,200th Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,378th Largest Cheese Export Sector: 1,489th Most Influential: 1,741st Most Efficient Economies: 1,956th Largest Manufacturing Sector: 2,000th Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,076th Fattest Citizens: 2,119th Most Primitive: 2,208th Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,215th Highest Economic Output: 2,220th
World Factbook Entry

Moved to Ordo Imperialia.

Embassies: The Kingdom of England, Audux, British Union of Fascists, The United Islands, Holy Terra, The Archipelago of Seychelles, Aeazer, The Kingdom of Scotland, The Kingdom of New England, Aeazen Combine, The Kingdom of Hawaii, A Cardboard Box, and The Isle of Malta.

Tags: Imperialist, Independent, Minuscule, Password, and Serious.

TheDevestationEmpire is home to a single nation.

Today's World Census Report

The Largest Black Market in TheDevestationEmpire

World Census agents tracked "off the books" deals and handshake agreements in order to study the size of nations' informal economies.

As a region, TheDevestationEmpire is ranked 6,271st in the world for Largest Black Market.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Everlasting Sentinel of TDE OverwatchCompulsory Consumerist State“Your Devestation Is Our Salvation”

Regional Happenings


TheDevestationEmpire Regional Message Board

"As a region, TheDevestationEmpire is ranked 146th in the world for Largest Populations."

I find this troubling.

The Empire Will Downsize.

Numerous territories are now going to be scheduled to either be directly returned to what is determined to be the original owners, or to simply be abandoned completely. Said original owners will be approached and refoundations of territories will be arranged over the next few weeks, with the best possible security present in the refoundations. On top of this, expect mass CTEs of TDE affliated nations that no longer have a purpose (with some exceptions).

And before anyone asks- all Commonwealth territories are exempt from this plan.

Well, so much for looking around other invader and imperialist communities. Lulz.

Post self-deleted by BeaconFlat.


The United Kingdom of Kakashi54 (118 minutes ago)

send me an invite to your region Please,? I will gladly join you

This is all that has been seen on this side of the fence on this issue. Devasta did not send any telegrams back to this nation. We are not lying; nobody benefits from telling lies and violating rules because it always comes back around to haunt them, and as BeaconFlat has outlined- we don't need anyone else here to be a real puppet dump.

Either Kakashi54 is lying to Lazzarania, or Lazzarania is lying to everyone. Given that it only took 4 minutes for Lazzarania to start messaging Devasta claiming that recruitment spam was being sent (an improbably short period of time), the latter is vastly more likely and hence the latter situation is the way that BeaconFlat has responded to this incident- with cold hostility against what appears to be nothing more than a pointless conspiracy.

No, Devasta will -not- instantly send you back telegrams, because read the WFE; "Either telegram Klaus Devestatorie with your business, or wait weeks for a reply". Normally you'd be waiting THREE WEEKS, not two hours.

Perhaps communication has not been as clear as it could have been, but given the most likely scenario, clear communication would not have made a difference in the result. Refoundation mandate confirmed, because roflmao lying to score internal sympathy point off a puppet dump.

I'm done peace out etc cya.

We are much amused. ^_^

The telegram is proven is false, that's all we care about, the mods have spoken and the "storm in the teacup" is finished. Unlike whatshisface who spend 5 tries trying to reperfect a post on how much psychological help we need.

(Probably a hell of a lot, lets be reasonable here)


ehhhhh, you work for me.

Illuminati is officially handed over from TheDevestationEmpire to the ZAR-Illuminati Society.

Good luck to 19th Grand Chancellor Vingo.

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