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Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:GENERAL WARNING
Denizens of TWP's RMB, you can have as much fun with Max's little April Fool's joke as you like in three and a bit hours. Until then kindly keep to our normal Friday programming. Deviations will be supressed and if you really pi.. annoy me then on your own head be it.

** Dramatic chords **

Da Da Daaaaaaaah....

S.

Darkesia, Bhang Bhang Duc, and Willania imperium

Goblin - Suspiria
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SUv8U7EVttE

La la la lalalalala la la la lalalalala
OOOOOOOAAWAWAHWAGAOHAASKAGAJGH...
WITCH

Admittedly not that extensive lyrics, so as a bonus here's a video of a synchronized swimming routine to that song:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUFJ2cGZtQk
extremely weird to watch

https://clyp.it/hug1txp3

Kung Pow - Enter the Fist (SubAtomic mix)

https://clyp.it/50jx03uk

Chili Hot - Us3

Blucher!

*horses neigh in fear in the background*

Darkesia, States of glory, and Danean republic

Bhang Bhang Duc wrote:Blucher!
*horses neigh in fear in the background*

??

#confuzzled

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM

Frau Blucher!

Yy4u wrote:??
#confuzzled

"Young Frankenstein" reference. Every time Igor (Marty Feldman) says the housekeeper of Castle Frankenstein's name (Blucher, played by the wondrous Cloris Leachman), the horse neigh in fear.

Darkesia wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zdIID_TGwhM
Frau Blucher!

Counters with : iGor

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxSIX3fmmo

Maybe you'll think of me
When you are all alone
Maybe the one who is waiting for you will prove untrue
Then what will you do
Maybe you'll sit and sigh
Wishing that I were near, then
Maybe you'll ask me to come back again
And maybe I'll say maybe

May be you'll think of me
When you are all alone
Maybe the one who is waiting for you will prove untrue
Then what will you do
Maybe you'll sit and sigh
Wishing that I were near, then
Maybe you'll ask me to come back again
And maybe I'll say maybe

Yy4u wrote:Counters with : iGor
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nxxSIX3fmmo

Is that the Apple version of Gor?

Dream of Me, as sung by Kirsten Dunst

Let me sleep
For when I sleep
I dream that you are here
You’re mine
And all my fears are left behind

I float on air
The nightingale sings gentle lullabies
So let me close my eyes

And sleep
Per chance to dream
So I can see the face I long to touch
To kiss
But only dreams can bring me this

So let the moon
Shine softly on the boy I long to see
And maybe when he dreams
He’ll dream of me

I’ll hide beneath the clouds
And whisper to the evening stars
They tell me love is just a dream away
Dream away

I’ll dream away

So let the moon
Shine softly on the boy I long to see
And maybe when he dreams
He’ll dream of me

Dream of me

---------

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=12_8HXzeviY

Deitech industries

Nuclear Alpacalypse™ soon friends, best of luck in this years April Fools event.

Deitech industries wrote:Nuclear Alpacalypse™ soon friends, best of luck in this years April Fools event.

** Waits for Bhang Bhang Duc **

** Dramatic chords **

Da Da Daaaaaaaah....

N.

Braunstein Empire, Davelands, Triestine, and Willania imperium

New music. Be prepared for the refugee crisis following the Apocalypse.

Behind the Smoke - Steve Hackett
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IkjNNClccOI

Behind the smoke is black
There is no turning back
Our souls are burning on the storm

The road ahead is steep
There is no time to weep
We've come this way so far from home

And though the wounds are deep
Their past is out of reach
You meet our future all to soon

A knife into our heart
A world that's torn apart
Our blood red hunters move

Behind the smoke is black
There is no turning back
Our souls are burning on the storm

The road ahead is steep
There is no time to weep
We've come this way so far from home

Supper's Ready (including Apocalypse In 9/8) - Genesis
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e4HfFwVy-h0

[Lovers' Leap]

Walking across the sitting-room, I turn the television off.
Sitting beside you, I look into your eyes.
As the sound of motor cars fades in the night time,
I swear I saw your face change, it didn't seem quite right.
...And it's hello babe with your guardian eyes so blue
Hey my baby don't you know our love is true.

Coming closer with our eyes, a distance falls around our bodies.
Out in the garden, the moon seems very bright,
Six saintly shrouded men move across the lawn slowly.
The seventh walks in front with a cross held high in hand.
...And it's hey babe your supper's waiting for you.
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true.

I've been so far from here,
Far from your warm arms.
It's good to feel you again,
It's been a long long time. Hasn't it?

[The Guaranteed Eternal Sanctuary Man]

I know a farmer who looks after the farm.
With water clear, he cares for all his harvest.
I know a fireman who looks after the fire.

You, can't you see he's fooled you all.
Yes, he's here again, can't you see he's fooled you all.

Share his peace,
Sign the lease.
He's a supersonic scientist,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary man.
Look, look into my mouth he cries,
And all the children lost down many paths,
I bet my life you'll walk inside
Hand in hand,
gland in gland
With a spoonful of miracle,
He's the guaranteed eternal sanctuary.
We will rock you, rock you little snake,
We will keep you snug and warm.

[Ikhnaton And Itsacon And Their Band Of Merry Men]

Wearing feelings on our faces while our faces took a rest,
We walked across the fields to see the children of the West,
But we saw a host of dark skinned warriors
standing still below the ground,
Waiting for battle.

The fight's begun, they've been released.
Killing foe for peace...bang, bang, bang. Bang, bang, bang...
And they're giving me a wonderful potion,
'Cos I cannot contain my emotion.
And even though I'm feeling good,
Something tells me I'd better activate my prayer capsule.

Today's a day to celebrate, the foe have met their fate.
The order for rejoicing and dancing has come from our warlord.

[How Dare I Be So Beautiful?]

Wandering through the chaos the battle has left,
We climb up a mountain of human flesh,
To a plateau of green grass, and green trees full of life.
A young figure sits still by a pool,
He's been stamped "Human Bacon" by some butchery tool.
(He is you)
Social Security took care of this lad.
We watch in reverence, as Narcissus is turned to a flower.
A flower?

[Willow Farm]

If you go down to Willow Farm,
to look for butterflies, flutterbyes, gutterflies
Open your eyes, it's full of surprise, everyone lies,
like the fox on the rocks,
and the musical box.
Oh, there's Mum & Dad, and good and bad,
and everyone's happy to be here.

There's Winston Churchill dressed in drag,
he used to be a British flag, plastic bag, what a drag.
The frog was a prince, the prince was a brick, the brick was an egg,
the egg was a bird.
(Fly away you sweet little thing, they're hard on your tail)
Hadn't you heard?
(They're going to change you into a human being!)
Yes, we're happy as fish and gorgeous as geese,
and wonderfully clean in the morning.

We've got everything, we're growing everything,
We've got some in
We've got some out
We've got some wild things floating about
Everyone, we're changing everyone,
you name them all,
We've had them here,
And the real stars are still to appear.

ALL CHANGE!

Feel your body melt;
Mum to mud to mad to dad
Dad diddley office, Dad diddley office,
You're all full of ball.

Dad to dam to dum to mum
Mum diddley washing, Mum diddley washing,
You're all full of ball.

Let me hear you lies, we're living this up to the eyes.
Ooee-ooee-ooee-oowaa
Momma I want you now.

And as you listen to my voice
To look for hidden doors, tidy floors, more applause.
You've been here all the time,
Like it or not, like what you got,
You're under the soil (the soil, the soil),
Yes, deep in the soil (the soil, the soil, the soil, the soil!).
So we'll end with a whistle and end with a bang
and all of us fit in our places.

[Apocalypse In 9/8 (Co-Starring the delicious talents of Gabble Ratchet)]

With the guards of Magog, swarming around,
The Pied Piper takes his children underground.
Dragons coming out of the sea,
Shimmering silver head of wisdom looking at me.
He brings down the fire from the skies,
You can tell he's doing well by the look in human eyes.
Better not compromise.
It won't be easy.

666 is no longer alone,
He's getting out the marrow in your back bone,
And the seven trumpets blowing sweet rock and roll,
Gonna blow right down inside your soul.
Pythagoras with the looking glass reflects the full moon,
In blood, he's writing the lyrics of a brand new tune.

And it's hey babe, with your guardian eyes so blue,
Hey my baby, don't you know our love is true,
I've been so far from here,
Far from your loving arms,
Now I'm back again, and babe it's gonna work out fine.

[As Sure As Eggs Is Eggs (Aching Men's Feet)]

Can't you feel our souls ignite
Shedding ever changing colours, in the darkness of the fading night,
Like the river joins the ocean, as the germ in a seed grows
We have finally been freed to get back home.

There's an angel standing in the sun, and he's crying with a loud voice,
"This is the supper of the mighty one",
Lord of Lords,
King of Kings,
Has returned to lead his children home,
To take them to the new Jerusalem.

Epoxyclips in less than 20 people !!

Run now

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw

"The Final Countdown"
~Europe~

(ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one)

We're leaving together,
But still it's farewell.
And maybe we'll come back
To earth, who can tell?
I guess there is no one to blame
We're leaving ground (leaving ground)
Will things ever be the same again?

It's the final countdown.
The final countdown

Oh!

We're heading for Venus (Venus)
And still we stand tall
'Cause maybe they've seen us (seen us)
And welcome us all, yeah.
With so many light years to go
And things to be found (to be found)
I'm sure that we'll all miss her so.

It's the final countdown...
The final count down [2x]

The final count down
Oh!

It's the final count down
The final count down [2x]

It's the final count down
We're leaving together
The final count down
We'll all miss her so.
It's the final count down.

Oh!
It's the final count down.

States of glory, Big Bad Badger, Davelands, and The free natives

My jet isn't ready!

And the rebels shall soon take the capital!

I must flee!

*Jumps out window*

Darkesia wrote:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
"The Final Countdown"

New flag!

Darkesia and Schani

"Burn In Hell"

https://youtu.be/lR8sfOZ8Iiw

WELCOME TO THE ABANDONED LAND
COME ON IN CHILD, TAKE MY HAND
HERE THERE'S NO WORK OR PLAY
ONLY ONE BILL TO PAY
THERE'S JUST FIVE WORDS TO SAY
AS YOU GO DOWN, DOWN, DOWN

YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
OH, BURN IN HELL

YOU CAN'T BELIEVE ALL THE THINGS I'VE DONE WRONG IN MY LIFE
WITHOUT EVEN TRYING I'VE LIVED ON THE EDGE OF A KNIFE
WELL, I'VE PLAYED WITH FIRE, BUT I DON'T WANT TO GET MYSELF BURNED
TO THINE OWN SELF BE TRUE, SO I THINK THAT IT'S TIME FOR A TURN

BEFORE I BURN IN HELL
OH, BURN IN HELL

TAKE A GOOD LOOK IN YOUR HEART, TELL ME WHAT DO YOU SEE?
IT'S BLACK AND IT'S DARK, NOW IS THAT HOW YOU WANT IT TO BE?
IT'S UP TO YOU, WHAT YOU DO WILL DECIDE YOUR OWN FATE
MAKE YOUR CHOICE NOW FOR TOMORROW MAY BE FAR TOO LATE

AND THEN YOU'LL BURN IN HELL
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
OH, BURN IN HELL
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
OH, BURN IN HELL
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE

HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
SEE NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
THINK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU
PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL

HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU SEE NO EVIL
OH, BURN IN HELL
DON'T YOU LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
SPEAK NO EVIL, DON'T YOU THINK NO EVIL,
OH, BURN IN HELL
DON'T YOU PLAY WITH EVIL, 'CAUSE I'M FREE
YOU'RE GONNA BURN IN HELL
HEAR NO EVIL, DON'T YOU SEE NO EVIL
OH, BURN IN HELL
DON'T YOU LAY NO EVIL DOWN ON ME

*Sniffs*

And to think that I never got to use plan X.

*Starts weeping*

The free natives

15 minutes until we Natives cease to exist. The people are acting out as no one was prepared for this, as the government saw no reason to believe anybody in the world would use nukes. Only the wealthiest have a chance at survival however there are very few in the upper class meaning the legacy of The Free Natives is likely to die out

Considers revealing the classified contents of military plan X.

No worries. In TWP, the chocolate can save you.

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