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The brytish isles wrote:

(so i am going to create a madman in Skyrim
shirtless, with execution mask and an axe
gonna go stealth and use lots of poisons)

Okay.

(My dad's in the hospital for some kind of stroke and I'm scared. I don't know what to do.)

(>More flavor in one cheeto than Ravyn has ever experienced in her life)

UIJ wrote:

Best stay calm, there isn’t anything you can really do unless you’re a doctor or magical

(I went to see him a bit ago. He's doing better. I just hope it stays that way.)

(Tfw u got a haircut and it feels really weird)
(I went from like 12 to 14 inches and now have it just a few inches long)

Foxfound wrote:

(Dad's home today, and he's doing better. I just hope this never happens again.

Also, this is the funniest thing I've read all day, and I don't even like sports: http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-2206)

(Both of you liked this at the same time. This screams conspiracy.)
(As of writing I posted that 76 minutes ago... 1776? Some relation to Independence Day?)
(But it's June 4th, not July 4th... more investigation is needed.)

Graag brom wrote:

(*Shrug* Fod zū mindok ni, nunon rásevokul kīn ko lēn.)

(Not sure what this means, but it was posted 17 minutes ago. That adds to the 1776 theory.)
(Not to mention that the two likes I got are 7 and 27 minutes ago, respectively.)

Nantoraka wrote:

(did you call my mother a nígger)

(Ni...? nid mindol do tol hi tinvākdo.)

Foxfound wrote:

(Just looked at this and saw that it was posted 117 minutes ago, as well.)
(It's 7s all the way down.)

(This post, however, was posted 6 minutes ago, 1 less than 7. A countdown?)
(It was liked 3 minutes ago, which is half of 6. Significance unclear. Phenomenon awaiting SCP classification.)

(We're currently at an abandoned golf course one of my dad's friends owns, picking up flags and markers and things so dad and my brother can build a course on the farm. Things have been going about as well as our level of competence would suggest. No injuries yet.
This whole place looks like either an abandoned Jurassic Park without the dinosaurs, or some kind of SCP.)

(It feels good finally cleaning up my room, wiping my desk and generally making it a little less sh!te.)

(Is that Dino?
He's got a gun!
*bang*
*bang*)

(When America bans guns so you build an automatic crossbow: https://imgur.com/gallery/ZzpFrMm)