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Carmonia wrote:Art sat in his chair, sipping a beverage from a goblet. On the counter was a barrel of said beverage from which Art could refill his cup.

Mizuki remained at her table, her eyes closed.

Wobbegong and Carmonia

Kitatani wrote:Mizuki remained at her table, her eyes closed.

Carmonia wrote:Art sat in his chair, sipping a beverage from a goblet. On the counter was a barrel of said beverage from which Art could refill his cup.

(Such a developed conversation)

Wobbegong, Carmonia, Fascistisk cuba, Graag brom, and 1 otherKitatani

Zajtahnian soldiers

Kitatani wrote:Mizuki remained at her table, her eyes closed.

A fly lands on Mizuki's forehead.
Deus looks at the fly, and prepares his weapon

Space wizard wrote:(it's not okay.)
(stop it.)
(please... He took my child.)
(you've gotta help me.)
(This ingrown toenail hurt like the dickens.)
(Plus this cancerous growth looks gross.)
(How much longer do I have O wise fortune teller.)
(I can see my house from here.)

[Have a parole cop douche you and you'll see a goat.]

Zajtahnian soldiers wrote:A fly lands on Mizuki's forehead.
Deus looks at the fly, and prepares his weapon

The fly lost interest and landed on Vult's face.

Wobbegong, Carmonia, and Novaya Equestria

Zajtahnian soldiers

Kitatani wrote:The fly lost interest and landed on Vult's face.

Deus spray's Vult's face with bug spray. The fly flies away and lands on Mizuki's face agian, very weak from the bug spray.
Vult rubs off the bug spray
Deus sprays the fly, spraying Mizuki's face at the same time.

Novaya Equestria wrote:[Have a parole cop douche you and you'll see a goat.]

(HA, MY ASS! The goat is the douche.)
(And my gonads are firing off the windsails!!)

Zajtahnian rebels

Lazurania
Fascistisk cuba
A rebel raiding force attacks Vatican City and Jerusalem at the same time

Space wizard wrote:(HA, MY ASS! The goat is the douche.)
(And my gonads are firing off the windsails!!)

[Have you heard this saying? "Douche me, parole cop, and you'll see a goat."]

Zajtahnian rebels wrote:

A rebel raiding force attacks Vatican City and Jerusalem at the same time

(Sounds like the beginning of a joke.)
(Where's the punchline?)

Novaya Equestria wrote:[Have you heard this saying? "Douche me, parole cop, and you'll see a goat."]

(I can't hear anything. I'm blind.)

Wobbegong, Fascistisk cuba, and Zajtahnian rebels

Zajtahnian rebels

Space wizard wrote:(Sounds like the beginning of a joke.)
(Where's the punchline?)

(They're responses to that is supposed to be the punchline)

Space wizard wrote:(I can't hear anything. I'm blind.)

[Dude, it's from this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyjNWU18XGs

I take it you haven't watched it yet, haven't you?]

Zajtahnian rebels

(By the way, how do you like my new flag?)

Wobbegong, Space wizard, and Fascistisk cuba

Zajtahnian rebels wrote:(They're responses to that is supposed to be the punchline)

(your mom is a punchline.)
(*high fives self*)

Zajtahnian soldiers wrote:Deus spray's Vult's face with bug spray. The fly flies away and lands on Mizuki's face agian, very weak from the bug spray.
Vult rubs off the bug spray
Deus sprays the fly, spraying Mizuki's face at the same time.

The spray doesn't affect her, and the fly and Deus are sent back inside magically.

Zajtahnian rebels wrote:Lazurania
Fascistisk cuba
A rebel raiding force attacks Vatican City and Jerusalem at the same time

They're all slaughtered by armed guards.

Zajtahnian rebels

Space wizard wrote:(your mom is a punchline.)
(*high fives self*)

(I'm guessing you don't have many friends if that's your comeback)

(Has anyone seen Spagooters in awhile?)

Zajtahnian rebels

UIJ wrote:(Has anyone seen Spagooters in awhile?)

(Spagooters? I don't know no Spagooters, but Spaghetti was here at least 4 hours ago)

Novaya Equestria wrote:[gentleman, I have obtainedinging it from the following source. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oyjNWU18XGs

I take it you haven't visually and auditorily percived it yet, haven't you?]

(I would be an honor sir but before I do, it would be in my best interest to inform you that auditorily isn't a real word. Nor is obtainedinging.)
(I shall ignore your grammatical errors and watch it anyway.)

Zajtahnian rebels wrote:(I'm guessing you don't have many friends if that's your comeback)

(Psssssh.... *sweats nervously* YOUR MOM IS MY FRIEND!)

Wobbegong and New zajtahn

Space wizard wrote:(Psssssh.... *sweats nervously* YOUR MOM IS MY FRIEND!)

(Now that's just sad)

New zajtahn wrote:(Now that's just sad)

(I know.)
(*hangs self*)

Wobbegong and New zajtahn

Space wizard wrote:(I would be an honor sir but before I do, it would be in my best interest to inform you that auditorily isn't a real word. Nor is obtainedinging.)
(I shall ignore your grammatical errors and watch it anyway.)

[The hell did you say!? You think this is some sort of joke?!]

Novaya Equestria wrote:[FUNNY JOKE MAN!]

(Thank you)

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