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All invaders, aka LILY, will be kick all the way to Timbuktu.

Eat some wine, Drink some steak

In Temporary Reconstruction. I Hate Invaders.


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The Steakhouse in Nationstates contains 2 nations.

Today's World Census Report

The Rudest Citizens in The Steakhouse in Nationstates

World Census experts telephoned citizens from all nations at just before dinner time, in a study to determine which populations were most brash, rude, or brusque.

As a region, The Steakhouse in Nationstates is ranked 6,161st in the world for Rudest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Empire of HelmsiNew York Times Democracy“From Many, One”
2.The Rogue Nation of Taxe SpringsInoffensive Centrist Democracy“No motto”

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The Steakhouse in Nationstates Regional Message Board

Colin Advance Wars wrote:You CAme A dAY laTE, this IS aN insuLT of the greatest extent.

I wiLL Buy Happy BIrthDay and I will never give it bacc.

"Well, We're sorry about that sir. Is there anything we can do to make that up? Like a free on the house cake?" The Head Waiter Asked The Patron.

Helmsi wrote:Well, We're sorry about that sir. Is there anything we can do to make that up? Like a free on the house cake?

Nah, just give me thE biLL.

I will BE haPpy When I LEave THIS pLaCE.

Unless...

COuld you buy me a pOny :)

Colin Advance Wars wrote:COuld you buy me a pOny :)

--umm... I've eaten horse, and it really isn't steakhouse grade meat. I imagine ponies just taste meaner.

Helmsi wrote:Serves him a heavily marinated steak,

Mmmmm *ecstatic look on face*

Brinckerhoff wrote:--umm... I've eaten horse, and it really isn't steakhouse grade meat. I imagine ponies just taste meaner

Oh I didn't want it to eat, I wanted it to marry it and cosplay with it.

Colin Advance Wars wrote:Oh I didn't want it to eat, I wanted it to marry it and cosplay with it.

Brony Advance Wars

Colin Advance Wars wrote:Nah, just give me thE biLL.

I will BE haPpy When I LEave THIS pLaCE.

Unless...

COuld you buy me a pOny :)

Points to the Spongebob quote plastered on the wall

We Shall Never Deny A Guest, Even The Most Ridiculous Request

"The Pony Is Outside, Sir, As A Gift. Have Fun.", He Says, Before He Goes to Clean The Tables of the Restruant

Brinckerhoff wrote:--umm... I've eaten horse, and it really isn't steakhouse grade meat. I imagine ponies just taste meaner.

Mmmmm *ecstatic look on face*

We also have a menu,

PRIME RIB
Angus aged 45 days, dry rubbed with a homemade seasoning blend and cured for two days before roasting low and slow. Served with: au jus | creamy horseradish sauce.
8 oz

16 oz

24 oz

40oz | The Baby Dane

50oz | The Franzilla

58oz | The Belt Busting Khraisat

64oz | The Big Bugalski

72oz | The Amazing Alyssa DiGilio

80oz | The McIlveighty

88oz | The Mighty Lind

96oz | The Legendary Halaka

106oz | The Great Dane

125oz | The Holy Schmidt

135oz | Shouldn’t Kill You

160oz | The Al-Mighty

176oz | The Wrecking Ball

184oz | The Big One

360oz | The Bet

Other Steak
Every steak is USDA Midwestern Beef grilled over an open flame

6oz Filet & 6oz Lobster Tail
tender and lean filet | firm & sweet lobster tail |

6oz Filet & 3 Pan Seared Scallops
tender and lean filet| | sweet & delicate scallops | roasted garlic cream sauce

18oz Bone-In Ribeye

well marbled | rich & flavorful

16oz New York Strip

medium marbling | strong beefy flavour

16oz Dry Aged New York Strip

tender & nutty | intense beef flavour

6oz Filet

tender and lean

9oz Filet

tender and lean

seasonings: Au Poivre | blackened | cajun

sauces: bearnaise | brandy peppercorn | bleu cheese
SPECIALTY ENTREES
2oz South African Lobster Tail
cold water | firm & sweet

Alaskan King Crab Legs
split | steamed | drawn butter

Pan Seared Sea Bass*
delicate and flaky | white wine dill sauce

Panko Crusted Walleye
canadian | wild caught | mild & flaky | lemon parsley butter | roasted fingerling potatoes | grilled asparagus

Pan Seared Salmon*
scottish salmon | mild flavour | buttery texture | tarragon cream sauce

Roasted Chicken Breasts
sautéed spinach | parmesan cream sauce

Veal Marsala*
tender medallions | marsala cream sauce | button mushrooms

SALADS
add: grilled chicken | pan-seared salmon | pork belly with pineapple teriyaki glaze
Roasted Beet
baby spinach | roasted beets | avocado | red onions | goat cheese | balsamic dressing

Crab & Avocado
spring greens | avocado | Ward’s crabmeat salad | lime chipotle dressing

Strawberry Fields
mixed greens | red raspberries | orange slices | candied pecans | bellavitano cheese | strawberry vinaigrette

Caprese
fresh mozzarella | mini heirloom tomatoes | basil | balsamic vinegar

Chopped Salad
crisp iceberg lettuce | mini heirloom tomatoes | cucumbers | red onions | crumbled bleu cheese | tarragon dill

Wedge
crisp iceberg lettuce | bacon | mini heirloom tomatoes | shredded white cheddar | tarragon dill

Caesar
romaine lettuce | parmesan | housemade croutons | garlic caesar dressing

Garden Fresh House Salad
mixed greens | diced tomatoes | red onions | cucumbers | shredded sweet potato topping

SIDES
Truffle Creamed Corn

Cajun Mac & Cheese
add chicken or andouille sausage

Steamed Broccoli

Sweet Potato Fries

Steamed Asparagus with Hollandaise Sauce

Sautéed Forest Mushrooms

Sautéed Spinach

A stack of Onion Strings

Caramelized Brussels Sprouts

SOUPS
Lobster Bisque

rich and creamy

Chef’s Daily Soup

PASTA
choice of: cup of chef’s special soup| house salad

Lobster Ravioli
striped ravioli |white truffle cream sauce

Seafood Pasta
grilled shrimp | pan seared scallops | alfredo sauce

Butternut Squash Ravioli
Boursin cream sauce

STONEFIELD FLATBREADS
All Helmsi’s flatbreads are homemade, thin & crispy

Helmsi’s Prime Rib
prime rib | black olives | mild banana pepper rings | red onions | traditional red sauce

Cajun
spicy andouille sausage | mushrooms | red onions | traditional red sauce

Riviera
artichokes | mushrooms | mini heirloom tomatoes | classic pesto sauce

Margherita
mini heirloom tomatoes | fresh mozzarella | fresh basil

APPETIZERS
Seafood Platter
2 crab cakes | 3pan seared scallops | 12oz fresh south African lobster tail

Seafood Sampler
2 crab cakes | 3 pan seared scallops | grilled shrimp

Broiled Oysters with Brie
6 fresh oysters | creamy brie | garlic butter | paprika

Oysters on the Half Shell
6 fresh oysters | mignonette & cocktail sauces

Grilled Shrimp
charbroiled | finished with butter | hoisin sauce

Traditional Shrimp Cocktail
cold jumbo shrimp | housemade cocktail sauce

Kleber’s Crabby Patties
crab cakes | roasted red pepper cream sauce

Pan Seared Sea Scallops
sweet & delicate | strawberry balsamic sauce

South African Lobster Ravioli
striped ravioli | white truffle cream sauce

Cheese Plate
assorted cheeses | fresh fruit | crostini

Pork Belly
thick cut | pan seared | pineapple teriyaki glaze

Thinly Sliced Smoked Beef
smoked beef | kalamata tapenade | crostini

Fried Calamari
marinated in mint and garlic | housemade marinara sauce

Half Rack BBQ Pork Ribs
fall-off-the-bone tender ribs | sweet and tangy BBQ sauce

Bacon Wrapped Prime Rib Bites
enough said

LUNCH MENU
SANDWICHES
choice of: french fries | potato salad | coleslaw | cottage cheese

Signature Prime Rib
thinly sliced prime rib | grilled french baguette | add mushroom | onions

Helmsi’s Burger*
prime rib | mushrooms | onions | provolone | horseradish sauce| brioche bun

Classic Burger*
lettuce | tomato | onion

The Hartmann*
corned beef | fried egg

Point Burger*
sartori montamore cheese | bacon | truffle mayo | brioche bun

Point Cowboy Burger*
ghost pepper cheese | jalapeños | bacon

Peppercorn Burger*
roquefort cheese

Mushroom Swiss Burger*

Grilled Chicken
lettuce | tomato | red onion | rosemary mayo

Corned Beef Brisket
corned beef | whole grain mustard |grilled marbled rye

BLT
add avocado

Grilled 3 Cheese
cheddar | American | swiss | bacon | tomato

Helmsi’s Club
turkey | bacon | cheddar | lettuce | tomato | BBQ aioli | white toast

Reuben
corned beef | swiss cheese | 1000 island | sauerkraut | marbled rye

add: American | cheddar | pepper-jack | provolone | swiss cheese | bacon | mushrooms

STARTERS
Pork Belly
thick cut | pan seared | pineapple teriyaki glaze

Fried Calamari
marinated in mint and garlic | housemade marinara sauce

Sweet Potato Fries
seasoned

A stack of Onion Strings
housemade

Chef’s Daily Soup

Garden Fresh House Salad
mixed greens | diced tomatoes | red onions | cucumbers | shredded sweet potato topping

Caprese
fresh mozzarella | mini heirloom tomatoes | basil | balsamic vinegar

Read dispatch

*takes bite of steak and picks up paper*


NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!

Some asks for subs may not have been put in accidentally. If you think you were one of those, pls telegram.


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,389 10,386
#2 The North Pacific 10,153 10,190
#3 The East Pacific 8,886 8,869
#4 The South Pacific 8,469 8,477
#5 Osiris 7,768 7,763
#6 Balder 7,557 7,523
#7 Lazarus 7,529 7,547
#8 The Pacific 6,811 6,802
#9 The Rejected Realms 6,777 6,731
#10 The West Pacific 6,922 6,019

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, "Commercial Arbitration Recognition" is up for the vote, and it is ranked LIKELY FOR.
In the SC, "Commend The Red Fleet" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Hello everybody! A ton of news just flooded in, as what usually happens when I wait a while to publish the next edition. First off, as you probably already know, Kranostav has been elected delegate of the North Pacific! Watch the transition of endorsements here.

Speaking of new delegates, HumanSanity has become Delegate of 10000 Islands, succeeding the amazing reign of (Former) Delegate Kuriko. Congratulations on the new delegate!

Oh, and Noahs Second Country became an issue editor! Congratulations! Anyway, yes, the EuroOlympics are here! Good luck to everyone who participates, of course. The sporty season is really kicking off with IAFF also starting again, and if you have trouble keeping track of the sports news, NSNBA-NSNFL has a news dispatch to keep you updated!

IN R/D NEWS, TBH did no known raids, TGW now liberated United Coalition and is attempting to liberate Socialist Warriors, Stront Union has been raided by Europeia. Janus among others has been raided by The East Pacific. In NoN', TWP fell a lot, The City of Ba Sing Se gained a lot, as well as Atomic.

In terms of "other" news, the N-day server list is here, along with The North Pacific Vision Semi-Final 1, as well as Semi-Final 2! The Labyrinth held elections for a lot of stuff, and here are the results. In Newspapers, the Layem Times is out, the NS Chronicle is too! TSP had a LogoFest, and Thaecia seems to be having MP elections, check their RMB. The featured region today is The Mystical Council! Congratulations!

STORIES:

Creator's note: The following is a story with some jokes. You can obviously know what's a joke and what's not!

Nukes fly, people die: N-Day5.

By La xinga



N-day is becoming closer and closer, and everybody better get ready. Protect your people!

Seriously, reporters in Max Barry's office claimed the day of nuclear destruction be on September 26th, and last N-day had "The Horsemen of the Apocalypse" in 1st place and Uppercuts in last.

This is what you need to know for N-day. Read it before you, yourself, are embroiled in the conflict! That, or you might be a defense specialist and defend nations, or an economic specialist that........ask someone. Basically they can store extra stuff, but some regions do different stuff with them.

Although don't get mad if someone nukes you or blocks your bomb (shield), remember, it's just a game, the other person is also a human, not Max Barry. (Before you ask, yes, we have studies that confirm that Max Barry is not just a human.)

Back on topic, they are fears that the radiation form the bomb will not only kill people, but turn them into zombies around a month later. Yes, actual zombies.

This radiation can do many things, such as making your people have three eyes, one nostril, oh, how terrible.

Now why is the world going into nuclear destruction? We don't know. Although one's thing for sure: This N-day will have some weird factions.

Which faction do you think will win N-day?

if you found any mistakes, inaccuracies, or errors, tg La xinga immediately!

Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

La xingan Sports Association wrote:*takes bite of steak and picks up paper*


NATIONSTATES NEWS

Free of bias since August 9th 2020!

Some asks for subs may not have been put in accidentally. If you think you were one of those, pls telegram.


NUMBER OF NATIONS:

Place Region Yesterday Today

#1 Chicken overlords 10,389 10,386
#2 The North Pacific 10,153 10,190
#3 The East Pacific 8,886 8,869
#4 The South Pacific 8,469 8,477
#5 Osiris 7,768 7,763
#6 Balder 7,557 7,523
#7 Lazarus 7,529 7,547
#8 The Pacific 6,811 6,802
#9 The Rejected Realms 6,777 6,731
#10 The West Pacific 6,922 6,019

WA RANKINGS:

In the GA, "Commercial Arbitration Recognition" is up for the vote, and it is ranked LIKELY FOR.
In the SC, "Commend The Red Fleet" is up for the vote, and it is also ranked SAFE FOR.

Hello everybody! A ton of news just flooded in, as what usually happens when I wait a while to publish the next edition. First off, as you probably already know, Kranostav has been elected delegate of the North Pacific! Watch the transition of endorsements here.

Speaking of new delegates, HumanSanity has become Delegate of 10000 Islands, succeeding the amazing reign of (Former) Delegate Kuriko. Congratulations on the new delegate!

Oh, and Noahs Second Country became an issue editor! Congratulations! Anyway, yes, the EuroOlympics are here! Good luck to everyone who participates, of course. The sporty season is really kicking off with IAFF also starting again, and if you have trouble keeping track of the sports news, NSNBA-NSNFL has a news dispatch to keep you updated!

IN R/D NEWS, TBH did no known raids, TGW now liberated United Coalition and is attempting to liberate Socialist Warriors, Stront Union has been raided by Europeia. Janus among others has been raided by The East Pacific. In NoN', TWP fell a lot, The City of Ba Sing Se gained a lot, as well as Atomic.

In terms of "other" news, the N-day server list is here, along with The North Pacific Vision Semi-Final 1, as well as Semi-Final 2! The Labyrinth held elections for a lot of stuff, and here are the results. In Newspapers, the Layem Times is out, the NS Chronicle is too! TSP had a LogoFest, and Thaecia seems to be having MP elections, check their RMB. The featured region today is The Mystical Council! Congratulations!

STORIES:

Creator's note: The following is a story with some jokes. You can obviously know what's a joke and what's not!

Nukes fly, people die: N-Day5.

By La xinga



N-day is becoming closer and closer, and everybody better get ready. Protect your people!

Seriously, reporters in Max Barry's office claimed the day of nuclear destruction be on September 26th, and last N-day had "The Horsemen of the Apocalypse" in 1st place and Uppercuts in last.

This is what you need to know for N-day. Read it before you, yourself, are embroiled in the conflict! That, or you might be a defense specialist and defend nations, or an economic specialist that........ask someone. Basically they can store extra stuff, but some regions do different stuff with them.

Although don't get mad if someone nukes you or blocks your bomb (shield), remember, it's just a game, the other person is also a human, not Max Barry. (Before you ask, yes, we have studies that confirm that Max Barry is not just a human.)

Back on topic, they are fears that the radiation form the bomb will not only kill people, but turn them into zombies around a month later. Yes, actual zombies.

This radiation can do many things, such as making your people have three eyes, one nostril, oh, how terrible.

Now why is the world going into nuclear destruction? We don't know. Although one's thing for sure: This N-day will have some weird factions.

Which faction do you think will win N-day?

if you found any mistakes, inaccuracies, or errors, tg La xinga immediately!

Ping me to sub!
Read dispatch

so uncivilised

He Grabs the paper, skims thought it, the tosses it in the bin

Helmsi wrote:so uncivilised

He Grabs the paper, skims thought it, the tosses it in the bin

*gasps*

*Retrieves from bin*

"This is a fine piece of art!"

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