by Max Barry

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The South Pacific World Census

The Smartest Citizens in the South Pacific

The World Census eavesdropped on conversations in coffee shops, on campuses, and around cinemas in order to determine which nations have the most quick-witted, insightful, and knowledgeable citizens.

As a region, the South Pacific is ranked 7,933rd in the world for Smartest Citizens.

NationWA CategoryMotto
1.The Armed Republic of Crazed monkiesLiberal Democratic Socialists“Vote monkey, get monkey”
2.The Dracocracy of TheorinLiberal Democratic Socialists“We have no beginning. We have no end. We are infinite.”
3.The Free Land of Cape AdareNew York Times Democracy“For greater good”
4.The Clusterfudge of Chuck69Left-Leaning College State“Don't Like It? Get the F Out!”
5.The Republic of KohliCivil Rights Lovefest“Eht Dlrow Si Erauqs”
6.The Technocracy of The Clockwork RepublicLiberal Democratic Socialists“The Way Forward”
7.The Serene Democracy of Bear Connors ParadisoCivil Rights Lovefest“What is love? Baby dont hurt me, dont hurt me, no more.”
8.The Community of LaocracyDemocratic Socialists“Labor omnia vincit”
9.The Interdimensional Rift of Nova AntaresNew York Times Democracy“Don't mind the antennae.”
10.The United Socialist States of EmailistanLiberal Democratic Socialists“Collectivization of Labour is Most Beneficial to All”
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